shelby and asher

They make you want to die in a ditch.

Shelby rejects you before asher asks.

Asher Steals all the girls from you.

They make me want to die in a ditch because they are dating even though I asked first.

Thanks for kicking me in my back.

Shelby and Asher usually means that you want to die in a ditch.

>----o Dead

by Carson-Rejected By Girls April 2, 2022

Asher

When you wake up and realize you dont have to get out of bed for three more hours...and you have a huge bag of beef jerky next to your bed that you chew on as you fall asleep.

Cindy: You look so well rested!
Amber: Well, my alarm went off early...and I still had that left over beef jerky on my night stand.
Cindy: Nice. I havent pulled an Asher in months.

by Amy BZI February 15, 2009

Asher Roth

A rapper who sings in monotone and recycles instrumentation from other songs, and reaches the Top 10 on iTunes only because people are buying his music to make fun of how bad it is.

ME: My name is Asher.
PERSON: Oh, like the rapper!? :3
ME: NO GOD DAMN IT I HATE ASHER ROTH SO MUCH

by Orbockle Q. Archenfeather March 22, 2009

Asher

he has a micropenis and is super stupid. He measures his you-know-what in atoms. So whenever he says his is 8, he means in atoms, not inches.

You look like asher

by Ponsonnon November 15, 2021

Asperring

Part asparagus, part herring.
Mortal enemy of the Troutkin.
Tastes horrible! Never try it!

See also:Troutkin, Kiwatfish, Avacalmon.

At our annual B.B.Q., we had some asperring. It was terrible!
Troutkin is way better!

by person yo-yo August 28, 2006

Asher

The ultimate simp

Wow that guy is such an Asher

by EliteMKOX April 3, 2020

Horny Asher

A Mormon who took the polygamy issue a little bit too seriously, and is now facing 5-10 in prison. The term is used primarily in Mormon infested areas, such as Utah and Arizona.

"Hey dude, if you carry on like this you'll end up like a Horny Asher!"

by Lisa Stomp February 11, 2009