couch arrest

When you are in a state that requires you to sleep on the couch it can be for a night a week or months. Couch arrest can happen in a relationship when the other people don't want you in the bed or it can be with roommates who don't have a bed to sleep in and you got to sleep on the couch it can either suck badly or be really cool depending on the situation

I'm on couch arrest tonight

by Swaggy Jeff September 12, 2022

Amazon house arrest

You are waiting indoors, as you are expecting an item you ordered from Amazon to be delivered during the day. However, it doesn't arrive until very late, or indeed it doesn't arrive until the following day.

'D, are you coming down the pub tonight?'

'Sorry mate, I'm under Amazon house arrest. I might be released tomorrow'

by Leo Wanka January 20, 2026