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Alisatosis

A medical condition that causes chickens to frantically work only during CTO monthly meetings. Symptoms include hard "pecking" loudly at the keyboard so that everyone knows that you are working, tourette syndrome type outbursts, telling meaningless stories that have no ending, and chicken feathers flying above your cubical....
My mothers brothers cousin lives next door to the guy that had a blue car that looks like the dress that I wore to prom with my friends baby daddy's man.

The meeting was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. What does she have.. Alisatosis.

Where did all those chicken feathers come from.. She has Alisatosis.

She just started working at 4P? What the !!%^#$&^$%@#^%$ She has Alisatosis.
by Anonymous January 21, 2006
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allisan

a freakin awesome chick who worships pot whose first name is Lois
allisan montgomery
by Rubaferdz May 27, 2009
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alisah

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alisah is not defined!
“Hey did you look up alisah on Urban dictionary?”
“Yeah it’s said it wasn’t defined yet.”
“Oh, I’ll define it now!”
by Meeeeeeeeeeeeefuxk May 21, 2018
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Artisano

(adjective)

Describes:

1. a person who has issues interpreting creative and/or artistic expression and misconstruing art as a representation of sexual deviance.

2. A person who can be unreasonable, unpredictable, hurtful and judgmental.

3. A person who you find yourself always walking on eggshells around.

4. A person who can never be satisfied no matter how hard you may try to love and care for them.

5. A person who you are afraid to give your your entire heart to because of all the above
Please design your own. It might be too creative for your liking

An artisano can either be a male or female
by idontreallyfeellikeone June 28, 2010
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alisa

Hot beautiful sexy woman who steals the hearts and virginities of over 200+ men during her childhood and adult hood.
Did you hear about that mother in florida who stole her 10 year old sons virginity by having something called sex with him? What a alisa.
by Carlton Bamks January 22, 2011
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arrisa

A great friend maybe not to pretty but super nice and super awesome normally has a crush on people that’s names start with b and end with n
Hey look that’s Arrisa she’s awesome and she likes Blayden
by BitchBoy123321 September 11, 2020
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Alisa

She’s a sexy ass bitch who gets dicked by basketball players, especially those named Ethan. She has a fat ass, and she likes it in her ass. She’s a swallower, but she also loves to rub your cum all over her face. She’s one bad bitch, and so damn sexy. If you know an Alisa, call yourself one lucky man.
Yo man, last night after my basketball game, the whole team passed around an Alisa! We all busted in her ear!
by Dickeater4000 May 16, 2018
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