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Alisatosis

A medical condition that causes chickens to frantically work only during CTO monthly meetings. Symptoms include hard "pecking" loudly at the keyboard so that everyone knows that you are working, tourette syndrome type outbursts, telling meaningless stories that have no ending, and chicken feathers flying above your cubical....
My mothers brothers cousin lives next door to the guy that had a blue car that looks like the dress that I wore to prom with my friends baby daddy's man.

The meeting was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. What does she have.. Alisatosis.

Where did all those chicken feathers come from.. She has Alisatosis.

She just started working at 4P? What the !!%^#$&^$%@#^%$ She has Alisatosis.
Alisatosis by Anonymous January 21, 2006
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assatosis 

Worse than bad breath, a wet fart or the smell of a used tampon, assatosis is the chronic stink stank stunk from ones ass. Rarely a cure, often embarrassing but the smell is so intense, one would rather be at a scat party than be with a person carrying this.
I brought Tito to a party to pound some skanks but as soon as one bitch got under his balls she tossed cookies and screamed, that mutha fucka Tito has assatosis.
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Alitosis 

A word used as a verbal alarm system or signal.

A word used to say goodbye
Help me man! Alitosis!

I think I'm going to go to bed. Alitosis
Alitosis by Ecolostic July 17, 2019