Artisano

(adjective)

Describes:

1. a person who has issues interpreting creative and/or artistic expression and misconstruing art as a representation of sexual deviance.

2. A person who can be unreasonable, unpredictable, hurtful and judgmental.

3. A person who you find yourself always walking on eggshells around.

4. A person who can never be satisfied no matter how hard you may try to love and care for them.

5. A person who you are afraid to give your your entire heart to because of all the above

Please design your own. It might be too creative for your liking

An artisano can either be a male or female

by idontreallyfeellikeone June 28, 2010

artisanal

A marketing term used excessively by hipsters, vegans, art types, baristas, and people who work at organic food stores, to elevate said food/coffee/product above perceived "regular" products.

Have you been to Spyhouse Coffee shop yet for their new artisanal soy latte? It's made from single-origin beans harvested only by a small 10 year old boy in Guatemala. So good.

by Supermodified May 1, 2012

repo-artisan

the term and/or description artist Carella Ross has used to describe his painting technique & the manner in which he assembles material as well as mixes media

Carella Ross is a repo-artisan (actually THE repo-artisan since it's straight from his own personal lexicon)

by Janet Alexia September 10, 2009

Artisan Head

When a person is highly skilled in the otherwise utilitarian art of giving head. Artisan head is a skilled craft that is not your run of the mill dome. It’s highly erotic, often toe curling and guaranteed to empty one’s balls.

Monique is known for her skilled artisan head. So I had to find out. My balls were drained and the prostate was milked.

I was just expecting another Grindr blow and go but I managed to hook up with a dude that gave artisan head.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Artisan

Unique and fancy things made by hand or without machines. Typically refers to food (e.g. Artisan donughts)

Mike's girlfriend was so fancy, when they watched movies she would only eat artisan popcorn from the upscale popcorn shop downtown

by Mathblaster_1 December 30, 2016

artisan fartisan

A person who can pass gas and vary the volume, tone and pitch.

When Francisco has too eaten too much black beans , rice and pico de gallo, his gastro system gets so upset that he becomes an artisan fartisan.

by 3episodesofLITB June 30, 2017

Artisanal

Art is anal

NASA Scientist: I love Uranus, because artisanal (art is anal)

by marseylover February 17, 2023