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Artisano 

(adjective)

Describes:

1. a person who has issues interpreting creative and/or artistic expression and misconstruing art as a representation of sexual deviance.

2. A person who can be unreasonable, unpredictable, hurtful and judgmental.

3. A person who you find yourself always walking on eggshells around.

4. A person who can never be satisfied no matter how hard you may try to love and care for them.

5. A person who you are afraid to give your your entire heart to because of all the above
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An artisano can either be a male or female
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artisanal 

A marketing term used excessively by hipsters, vegans, art types, baristas, and people who work at organic food stores, to elevate said food/coffee/product above perceived "regular" products.
Have you been to Spyhouse Coffee shop yet for their new artisanal soy latte? It's made from single-origin beans harvested only by a small 10 year old boy in Guatemala. So good.
artisanal by Supermodified May 1, 2012

repo-artisan 

the term and/or description artist Carella Ross has used to describe his painting technique & the manner in which he assembles material as well as mixes media
Carella Ross is a repo-artisan (actually THE repo-artisan since it's straight from his own personal lexicon)
repo-artisan by Janet Alexia September 10, 2009

Artisan Head

When a person is highly skilled in the otherwise utilitarian art of giving head. Artisan head is a skilled craft that is not your run of the mill dome. It’s highly erotic, often toe curling and guaranteed to empty one’s balls.
Monique is known for her skilled artisan head. So I had to find out. My balls were drained and the prostate was milked.

I was just expecting another Grindr blow and go but I managed to hook up with a dude that gave artisan head.
Artisan Head by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
Unique and fancy things made by hand or without machines. Typically refers to food (e.g. Artisan donughts)
Mike's girlfriend was so fancy, when they watched movies she would only eat artisan popcorn from the upscale popcorn shop downtown
Artisan by Mathblaster_1 December 30, 2016

artisan fartisan

A person who can pass gas and vary the volume, tone and pitch.
When Francisco has too eaten too much black beans , rice and pico de gallo, his gastro system gets so upset that he becomes an artisan fartisan.

Artisanal 

NASA Scientist: I love Uranus, because artisanal (art is anal)
Artisanal by marseylover February 17, 2023
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