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SUCKS THE BIG FAT HAIRY COCK BOTTOM LINE, aol lawyers alos suck big fat hairy cocks, in fact there all cock smokers
kid: hey i heard sum1 sucked ur aol
fat kid: yeh my aol is hairy
kid: im gona shove my hairy aol down ur mums throat
AOL by michael's dad February 16, 2005
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the best ISP ever. you people are stupid.
i'm totally kidding. that AOL crap had so much spyware. and once we switched to a different ISP we had so much junk e-mails from them and stuff like pop-ups to get us to re-subscribe that we had to buy a new computer.
AOL by Mary Lane June 4, 2005
Out of bitter despair, Ray created a whole new way for America to salute their "favorite" internet provider...
AOL by Seymour Johnson June 13, 2005
I fucking hate aol!

THEY ARE BITCHES I HATE THEM!!

when i had it i thought it was the best ISP ever until it crashed all the time and slowed down my computer. it takes like 2 minutes just to connect. and they added so many shitty spyware to my computer that they fucking broke the DNS. i couldn't be online for like 20 days trying to figure out what was wrong i tried canceling my account but they still charged me like $60 bucks, instead of $23! and they said if you cancel in less then 50 days you wont be charged. they do anything they can to make you stay with them as your ISP. they even beg if you want a netscape as your new ISP(which is another internet service made by AOL)

they are total liars
i hope the people who work at AOL live terrible lives cause they deserve it for working for a shitty company that wants your money
AOL by AOL will go to hell July 14, 2005
The spawn of the Devil.
See also: Satan
Every geek in the world knows that AOL is the spawn of the devil.
AOL by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009
a virus which poor assholes use because they are god damn idiots which have no life, also called AOS America on SHIT!!!
AOL by Anonymous November 5, 2003