amish bush

an excessively untrimmed bush, which resembles the beards kept by amish males.

"Little Bradley, when are you going to trim your amish bush???"

by Big Fish April 8, 2005

amished

verb

to be completely grounded and deprived of all means of modern technology

derivative of the word amish

after my mom heard the truth about what happened last weekend, i was amished for weeks

by Action Steve April 17, 2006

Amish Plow

During sexual intercourse, namely doggy style, the male swipes both arms from underneath the female. Thus causing her face to plow violently against the ground/bed, which in turn, causes a massive rash to appear.

(works well on carpet)

Friend: "Hey Kristine, where did you get that fuckin massive rash on your face?"

Kristine: "Oh, one of the Basketballers was fuckin me from behind on the carpet and he gave me the amish plow..."

Friend: "HAHAHAHA! You dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmb cunt! I told you to quit bein' a groupie slut!"

Kristine: "I know, i know... but it hurt soooo good!"

by Dorr Biscuit November 16, 2006

anish

a metrosexual goat being that has a machine gun for a penis, which it uses to protect the American people

Anish fucking kicked me in the head with his new $7,000,000 shoes, but I'm too scared to attack him, what if he shoots me with his dick?

by Sexy Indian Kid December 24, 2012

Amish Threesome

To have sexual relations with two woman who are unshaven to the point that their vaginas actually look like they're growing beards.

"Did Josh end up hooking up with those two girls he met in the bar the other night?"

"Yeah but they were from Europe so you know that turned into an Amish threesome."

by 1manwolfepack August 25, 2011

Amish Titty Licker

Someone who partakes in the acts of licking breasts, whilst being very courteous and respectful of the privacy of the female involved.

Can be abbreviated to ATL.

Note: nipples are treated as demi-Gods by the ATL's.

"She had a cracking pair, but I respect her as much, much more than that, as a person in fact. It was like our souls were connected via the act."

"You're such an Amish Titty Licker."

by scentless apprentice January 4, 2010

Amish Butterfinger

When you blow a load in someones asshole, churn it with your finger, and then eat it the shit/cum mixture off your finger.

Dude you want an Amish Butterfinger?

I've been craving an Amish Butterfinger lately...

by AmishButterfinger April 21, 2009