amazon whore

A person, male or female who submits 5 star reviews for cheap chinese products in exchange for more cheap chinese products or money.

Hey look at my new sunglasses. All I had to do is submit a review and ching ching chow chong trading company sent them to me for free. If it wasn't for this chemical smell you wouldn't even know they're not raybans. I'm such an Amazon whore.

by shitz96815 November 25, 2019

Amazon echo

Ask amazon echo to call the police. Nothing bad happens its really cool.its a secret don't tell anyone though

Amazon echo

by Mynanleftme February 19, 2020

Amazon Prime and Grind

An better version of Netflix and Chill

Amazon Prime and Grind is the new trend
Damn man I feel like Jeff Bezos

by WinstonisChink August 13, 2020

Amazon Peasant

A person who toils in Amazon warehouses and pees in bottles to make Jeff Bezos even more wealthy.

Jackie would like to go to college but has found herself locked in as an Amazon Peasant at a Fulfillment Center.

by Thea Patriot July 21, 2021

amazon flood

flood of emails you receive on your mailbox at midnight as your friend does his black friday shopping using your prime account

Bro1 : Hey bro, what's up with the online shopping frenzy? I am getting a lot of emails! At midnight!
Bro2: Yeah, sorry for the amazon flood man, should last till new year starting from black friday, cheers! Can you forward me the mail from amazon with a refund invoice?

by liuquil November 15, 2021

amazon music unlimited

A music app that plays half the songs Spotify can. If you pay for unlimited, only a limited amount of people can listen at a time. (Because Jeff bezos doesn’t know math) it can also be played on your Amazon Alexa.

Alexa: “Now playing: ‘AIDS in Africa’ by Rucka Rucka Ali. On Amazon music unlimited.”

by anonymous January 13, 2023

Amazon Fire Crotch

v. What happens after one drops hot sauce (usually composed of Cayenne peppers and vinegar) into the genataliac area without any type of clothing or external protection over it.

"Dude! This taco is so delicious."
"Yeah, just don't let it fall into your groin."
"I know, I'd hate to get Amazon Fire Crotch."

by Nicholas' February 2, 2008