Airport Effect

The propensity for a woman's physical appearance to be artificially heightened due to the lack of women around a mostly male populated area.

Man I only took Angie out due to the Airport Effect

by Garnacho757 December 30, 2023

Safety Hazard (Airport)

Daddy Brad using a laser pen to burn things on an airport. Daddy Brad should NOT be allowed on or near an airport. If you see him there, please report this to MI5 immediately.

Daddy brad is a safety hazard (Airport).

by misterblobbysmassiveshlong December 15, 2022

Geneva Airport

A place in switzerland that has a trash can, security and other stuff. hehehehehehehe Geneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva Airport this is Geneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva Airport speaking so Geneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva Airport your way to france Geneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva AirportGeneva Airport.

Micheal: Are you going to Geneva Airport?
Jack: Yes, I wan't to test their security with a giant umbrella
Micheal: Cool, I like Switzerland
Jack: No, Geneva Airport!

by aqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,mn March 7, 2023

Posing in front of airport security

Get rid of these stupid ads and replace them with some better content before we all get hooked, and that includes the bunches of links to the boomer dating sites run by catfishing dunces. We don’t need to know about Drake and Pusha T’s relationship, Julie Warner’s graphic arsenal, or the dirty tricks the King of Norway has up his sleeve. We definitely don’t need to see Obama’s mansion be stolen by Mr. Beast either!

Posing in front of airport security proves that you have no soul and should be eaten by the elder dragon from Super Mario

by MrWhomstDVe December 31, 2021

Miami airport incident

The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.

Miami Airport Incident-

Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!

Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?

by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020

at the airport teminal

the planes are landing

at the airport teminal the planes are landing

by riley333344566 April 13, 2021

airportant

Acting important when you are in an airport, by wearing clothing that conveys authority or worldliness, striding purposefully with a carryon trailing you on wheels, drinking at a bar while apparently doing something critical on your phone.

Look at that important businessman at the airport bar.

Nah he is just a regular guy flying to visit his mom, he just acts airportant.

by zinndl December 30, 2018