Safety Hazard (Airport)

Daddy Brad using a laser pen to burn things on an airport. Daddy Brad should NOT be allowed on or near an airport. If you see him there, please report this to MI5 immediately.

Daddy brad is a safety hazard (Airport).

by misterblobbysmassiveshlong December 15, 2022

airport whore

a fat woman who sucks dick at airports

!define airport whore

by jabbathehutmut December 24, 2022

Airport Jungle Juice

The liquid from the reservoir in the liquid dump before TSA in American airports.

“That airport jungle juice made me hear colours last night.”

by ._etheria_. March 27, 2025

airport pants

comfy pants that you would wear to the airport

wow lily where did you buy your airport pants? Oh fag central located in Miami.

by fruitlooped May 10, 2018

airportant

Acting important when you are in an airport, by wearing clothing that conveys authority or worldliness, striding purposefully with a carryon trailing you on wheels, drinking at a bar while apparently doing something critical on your phone.

Look at that important businessman at the airport bar.

Nah he is just a regular guy flying to visit his mom, he just acts airportant.

by zinndl December 30, 2018

Airport drunk

When you are drinking at the airport because you have to wait and it sucks. It doesn't count as day drinking since you are probably in transit between different timezones.

My flight from the Chicago airport got push to 4 hours later... Guess I'll just get airport drunk

by Kraken of the night November 7, 2017

airport dropoff

When a person defecates in a public place and nobody notices.

Did you hear that Mike did an airport dropoff in a plant pot at last night's work event?

by Billy Bamboom January 20, 2023