Amish Condom

Constructing your own prophylactic using the intestines of some farm animal (usually a pig) to keep you from becoming a baby daddy.

I was out of rubbers, but luckily had just butchered a pig so fashioned myself an Amish Condom.

by The Real Poop Ninja December 30, 2010

Amish Fetish

A non-Amish person who finds him/herself hopelessly attracted to Amish people. This is the worst kind of fetish because it is rarely satisfied.

After visiting Arthur, IL she realized she had a major Amish fetish.

His Amish fetish is very unrealistic.

by CS & CL June 29, 2008

Amish

Pennsylvania-Dutch people who wear black clothing, ride horses-and-buggies and believe that electicity is the spawn of Satan.

Amish people are still stuck in the ninteenth century.

by Me August 16, 2003

amish jew

A person, generally a man, who dislikes both technology and spending money.

My dad is an amish jew, he won't let me have a playstation because it is expesive and is modern.

by amish jew March 17, 2008

amish handjob

A handjob that is given overhanded so that the thumb is closest to the balls. It reminds one of being Amish and working a butterchurner.

You know, Clause if you ever get bored of giving yourself the Stranger you could give yourself an Amish Handjob!

by Mary Booker June 20, 2008

Amisha

Doesn't give a fuck to anybody, minds her own business, Amisha is the type of girl who is chilled relaxed she definitely loves books than anything else in the world.

Amisha prefers to be left alone as she is highly anti social and doesn't like to be around people much!!
*She basically lives in her own world

Amisha is a bitch

by Peets November 26, 2021

Amish Taco

Sexual slang for a woman, or man, who uses a blunt wooden instrument, like a butter churn handle, to pleasure him or herself in the anus or vagina. The act must occur while standing up, and involves up and down motions.

After we broke the bed, I gave her an Amish Taco with my baseball bat.

by Cute_Su January 10, 2010