Double Agent

a secret bisexual

I saw Mike kissing Lia yesterday, but today he's kissing Dylan, I think he's a double agent.

by SwaggyM34 January 1, 2015

Store Security Agent

1. The personification of absolute divine* retribution.

*Superhuman; godlike.

2. The willing dispatchers of spilt beer can goblins, and those that have a bouncy walk.

3. Regulators,regulated.

4. Ones willing to grab nappy, smelly dreadlocks, to gain control of a thief, in order to regulate the theft of merchandise.

latin: absolutus talio-onis

1. Did you see that store security agent tackle that can goblin?


2. That store security agent just punched out that bouncy walking meth fiend.

by THE DCT November 10, 2004

Agent Orange

One of the greatest Surf-Punk bands to have ever existed, hits include: Bloodstains, To Young To Die, Whats The Combination, and Get Smart.

Did you catch the Agent Orange show last weekend?

by Big_White June 10, 2009

real estate agent

A person who makes a profit off selling other people's property and filling out paperwork. See shiester.

"After the nuclear war, the only creatures left were cockroaches and real estate agents."

by Isabel J. November 11, 2005

government agent

"I'm a government agent" means "I recieve financial aid such as disability, unemployment, etc, from the government".

Mike and Jeff are "government agents". Their "mission" this week is to investigate the coastline for any interesting persons and/or activites.

by Jack Hoffa, CIA void work June 17, 2009

Travel Agent

Drug dealer who specializes in psychedelics.

I want to trip, but need to go see my travel agent first.

by Flik off December 15, 2018

young agent jones

An amazing powerpop band out of Starkville, Mississippi. This college town band doesn't go for shitty dave covers or widespread, they're all original. This band is composed of Jason Jones - Lead Guitar/Vocals, Ben Hodge - Bass, and Mike Yager - Drums/Backup Vocals. Check them at www.youngagentjones.com.

Young agent jones rocks hardcore.

by beaver October 10, 2004