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Affection Whore

Label given to any person who craves affection to such an extent that they will constantly hug and kiss anyone she knows, in an innocent manner, to receive it. Whether this person is single or not does not matter. If hugging and kissing is not so innocent please look up whore.
Guy # 1- Dude, She is so friendly. She hugs me all the time. I think she might have a thing for me.
Guy # 2- Dumbass, she hugs me all the time too. She's an affection whore.
by Kenguis Khan October 21, 2009
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Meeting Affective Disorder

A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.
Guy 1: I think you have Meeting Affective Disorder, you should see a doctor
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.
by me2248 August 15, 2010
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Affirmative reaction

Affirmative reaction the person responsible for hiring employees crosses the line and illegally excludes qualified people from consideration because of their personal, political, spiritual, and/or economic beliefs.
Monica could you please explain your employment practices?

Yes, we have affirmative reaction. We exclude everyone who will not agree with us on every decision. We want some one who will not question bad judgement and illegal activities. This is a very open policy, many of these people are highly unqualified, and who would not normally be hired.
by mlhiss October 18, 2008
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The Ed Sheeran Affect

The idea that an artist or performer (who wouldn't be attractive in the usual sense) is deemed attractive based on their amazing performance skills.

Most people do not know they are experiencing the Ed Sheeran Affect.
Girl 1 - "Oh my gosh he's so hot and he sings so well!"
Girl 2 - "No he's not. The Ed Sheeran Affect is in full swing right now."
by mijansen January 14, 2015
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Affirmative Consent

The latest manifestation of batshit feminism to be codified into law. Born of good intentions to combat an alleged "rape culture" across college campuses - one partner can now accuse the other of rape even if the sex was entirely consensual. Anybody who doesn't see how this can and will be abused has never known the wrath of a crazy ex.
"Lack of protest or resistance does not mean consent, nor does silence mean consent. Affirmative consent must be ongoing throughout a sexual activity and can be revoked at any time" - SB 967, California State Law
by HanoverSurvivor March 4, 2015
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Seasonal Affective Douchebag

Those who suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder and become nasty in December for that and the usual reasons.
I think Dad should spend December in another country, he's become too much of a Seasonal Affective Douchebag.
by funkspiel December 4, 2009
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