Crispy As Fuck

The sate of being so absurdly baller' that you surpass any level of baller' any other baller' may be.

Baller1: "Son, are you going to the great lawn today?"
Baller2: "HELL YES BRO, I'm CRISPY AS FUCK"

by I'M CRISPY AS FUCK SON May 04, 2009

crispy criminal

A criminal who is crispy.

someone who farts on the couch too much

When you act like that it makes me think you're a crispy criminals

by Crunchyness April 29, 2007

crispy tortilla

When a person prematurely ejaculates while wearing his underwear and then the ejaculatory fluid later hardens and becomes crispy, yet flaky, like a tortilla.

Matt- "Hey Zac how did your date go with Tristan?"

Zac- "Dude, she dry humped the shit out of me and gave me a crispy tortilla."

Matt- "Way to go Zac, way to go."

by Duke 0f York October 16, 2008

Extra Crispy

Something so good, so hot, so amazing, it can only be described in two words: extra crispy

Person 1: Yo dawg that shirt you got is hella crazy!

Person 2: Fuck dat man, its extra crispy

by Vitamin V April 02, 2010

crispy black

A person who is so black they look greasy and crispy like they just came out of a deep fryer.

Tom, did you see how crispy black April was looking this morning with all that soul glo up in her weave.

by vudar February 09, 2010

stay crispy

To be hot shit, alert and on top of everything. Only the finest can stay crispy while the masses lose it and turn soggy. You're the man! If you are crispy, then you have great swagger.

1. Hey Mike, I like what you are doing, stay crispy!

2. I'll catch you guys later, stay crispy!

by the original hot carl August 19, 2009

Crispy Donut

The act of inserting the head of a blowtorch into the rectum of another person, and proceeding to ignite the flame.

“Can I borrow your torch head?” “Don’t you have one?” “Yeah but I need one with an igniter trigger on it.” “Why?” “I think the next time my step-sister gets stuck in the dryer, I’m gonna give her a crispy donut.”

by trix4blow69xxx July 01, 2021