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A person who is so black they look greasy and crispy like they just came out of a deep fryer.
Tom, did you see how crispy black April was looking this morning with all that soul glo up in her weave.
by vudar February 09, 2010
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the crispidy, crunchy black hairs surrounding rob's sweet puerto rican ass hole, cleansed nightly by young cletus' delicate tongue.
There's healing power in them there crispy blacks
by bteam4life April 13, 2017
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