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(n.) A false identification, a pseudonym, an alias.

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(n.) A card that falsely claims the bearer is older than he or she is to enable priveleges such as alcohol or 'baccy.

I was going to show them a fake id but he just gave the stuff to me so I paid for it and walked out. Only bouncers actually give a shit about identification.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

ra’id

South Asian boy with magnificent side burns

Hey! Have you seen ra’id ?

The one with the side burns? Yeah he’s over by the library

by Hoboparty April 15, 2019

oh yes i di'id

Retaliatory remark to "oh no you di'int". Of Canadian origin. Derivation of the phrases "suck on that" and "I went there". The apostrophe is used to separate the word "did" into two syllables.

Jack: "Yo mama's so fat when I poked her belly gravy came out"

Jill: "Oh no you DI'INT"

Jack: "Oh yes i di'id"

by Mr Manfred Manson October 16, 2009

Florida ID

A Florida ID is an alternative to a driver's license - it is an identification card issued to those who can not drive by the Florida Department of Motor Vehicles. It is issued when a person, usually a teenager, has waited a ridiculous amount of time to get their license, and has grown older to the point where they can't legally function without some form of identification. Therefore, they obtain one of these "Florida IDs" and use it in the same way they would use a driver's license for identification purposes.

Dat ain't no permit... dat's a Florida ID!

by Robert Koehler October 24, 2006

Mexican ID

The roll of toilet paper found in a construction site Porta-Potty. (aka Shitter, Johnny, Crapper, Mexican Space Shuttle...ETC)

1. Dude, that Beaner left his Mexican ID on the floor of the shitter.

I know, I had one stuck to my shoe...

by SWJ October 27, 2006

Not a dentist but id give you a filling

an extremely impressive pick up line known to make the bundalengerz cream and come back to the AP as quickly as possible.

HsTikkyTokky - "you alright gal i'm not a dentist but id give you a filling"
Girl "yes daddy H fill me up, how far is your AP?
HsTikkytokky - "AP's 5 mins away"
Girl - *creams herself*

by stud420 September 16, 2021

Caller ID

A service most telephone company's offer that displays the calling party's name and number on a display device, which is connected to your phone line.

I wish to God Caller ID was never invented.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003