Realization of past, outlandish actions and deeds to others without remorse that cause grief and despair, leading to depression, lackadaisical wonderment, career limitations, loss of respect and guilt.
Byline in some newspaper:"Phillip Smith, one time magnanimous and egotistic General Manager of Company X, was seen in a zonked stupor, out on his lawn, late at night, with little clothing, openly drooling and rambling gibberish fueled statements that include "I am still the boss" and "my calves are big, why arent I"? His wife was seen pleading with neighbors to call the local authorities.
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Get the Zonked mug.1.(n) the beating of the bible... literaly
2.(n) the beating of bible beaters with holy water... physically
3.(adj) having the hair of a mexican with ugo hair
2.(n) the beating of bible beaters with holy water... physically
3.(adj) having the hair of a mexican with ugo hair
1. through zonkifyimicationism, i was able to abolish catholism.
2. with zonkifyimicationism, i was able to freeze the holy water into javelin form, thus creating a deadly, yet very religious at the same time, weapon and throw it square in the heart of the bastardly biblicious beater
3. you have a horrible zonkifyimicationism in your pubes
2. with zonkifyimicationism, i was able to freeze the holy water into javelin form, thus creating a deadly, yet very religious at the same time, weapon and throw it square in the heart of the bastardly biblicious beater
3. you have a horrible zonkifyimicationism in your pubes
by Matt and Max January 24, 2004
Get the zonkifyimicationism mug.A marshy region of Nyassaland populated by Zangdoos and Doozangs. Also, a word used to describe knocking someone on the head while saying "Meep Zonk!".
I crept up behind him and gave him a Meep Zonk - after which he kicked me in the gorguts with FULL FORCE!
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