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zonked

Realization of past, outlandish actions and deeds to others without remorse that cause grief and despair, leading to depression, lackadaisical wonderment, career limitations, loss of respect and guilt.
Byline in some newspaper:"Phillip Smith, one time magnanimous and egotistic General Manager of Company X, was seen in a zonked stupor, out on his lawn, late at night, with little clothing, openly drooling and rambling gibberish fueled statements that include "I am still the boss" and "my calves are big, why arent I"? His wife was seen pleading with neighbors to call the local authorities.
by shfpdx October 20, 2012
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Zonks

Exclaimed by shaggy from the solver squad. An exclamation of despair, or utter disbelief.
"Like zonks" or more known as "Like ZOOOOOOOOOONKS"
by Kyeigen January 21, 2019
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zwinky

When you want to say beautiful but uve said it to many times.
But it basically means beautiful.
Guy:You're pretty/beautifil/gorgous/ZWINKY
Girl:zwinky?
Guy:idk wat else to day
by laurafrommiami March 2, 2008
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Zonked

Hammered beyond insanity. Smashed to the point of death.
B1: That dude just passed out on my couch!
B2: He's so zonked!
by Blue-J May 24, 2006
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zonkifyimicationism

1.(n) the beating of the bible... literaly

2.(n) the beating of bible beaters with holy water... physically

3.(adj) having the hair of a mexican with ugo hair
1. through zonkifyimicationism, i was able to abolish catholism.

2. with zonkifyimicationism, i was able to freeze the holy water into javelin form, thus creating a deadly, yet very religious at the same time, weapon and throw it square in the heart of the bastardly biblicious beater

3. you have a horrible zonkifyimicationism in your pubes
by Matt and Max January 24, 2004
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Meep Zonk

A marshy region of Nyassaland populated by Zangdoos and Doozangs. Also, a word used to describe knocking someone on the head while saying "Meep Zonk!".
I crept up behind him and gave him a Meep Zonk - after which he kicked me in the gorguts with FULL FORCE!
by Googles January 22, 2004
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zonk

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.
by Ian March 15, 2003
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