witten joplin

Really awesome has so much swag and if SUPER AWESOME.

That dude is such a Witten joplin

by Flappy bird king January 31, 2014

Writting

A word used for girl masterbation

Yesterday, I was writing for 3 hours.

by Samantha Koshiol November 18, 2003

Grandma Whitten

The act of baking a chocolate cake with vanilla frosting with your grandmother, then shoving it in her vagina, make her lay on her back, spread her legs, and sit there with your mouth open as she queefs it into your mouth.

Ryan: Hey guys, guess what me and my grandmother just performed?!

Friends: What?!

Ryan: A Grandma Whitten!!

Friends: EWWWWWWW

by Bthibs October 19, 2011

wristenthusiast

A person who is a fisting enthusiast. Fisting is the sexual niche where one derives pleasure from either inserting or having inserted an entire fist into the annus or vagina. Go far enough and all you see is wrist.

Wristenthusiast sure did give it to that dude hard last night. His watch went missing.

by Oxford Graduate April 18, 2018

Wittenham Clumps

1. The arse dreadlocks that form when hirsute-bottomed men are less diligent than they should be about wiping.

2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire

Oh Derek, I'm not going to do that - not until you've dealt with your Wittenham Clumps

by bighairyotter June 22, 2020

wittenfield

the wittenfields are known for there devios criminal activities commited against the innocent along witht the kelfer family, they are known to sell contaband, steal vehicles, harass innocent bystanders and scam civilians of there funds. if you spot an individual on a form of transport with a knitten light blue balaclava. Run and dont look back.

ah shucks, the wittenfields are here

by jason kelfer April 16, 2024

Writhen

Twisted or contorted out of normal shape or form. Usually used to refer to a style of antique ornamentation or the should-be carcasses of wriggling, horrid eels found laid abreast 'cross the coasts of innsmuth.

Person 1: I'm telling you dude, writhen tendrils are lashing at my door at night.

Person 2: You really should get off that benadryl bro.

Person 1: Yeah, I should.

THEM: Yeah, he should.

by Vexnator May 4, 2024