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Goofy Woofy

Adjective
To be extremely durpy, to have the mental capacity of a drunken toddler. Generally used in a non offensive way.
Man I feel so wierd after inhaling those factory chemicals, we are being so goofy woofy.
by The goofiest woofiest April 1, 2023
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Woofer

A twitter user who rarely posts on Twitter. A low frequency tweeter.
Wayne is a woofer. He tweets here and there.
by popstafarian April 23, 2009
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woofl

the cow woofled
by joe May 20, 2004
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Wofting

"Waste-of-F***ing-Time"-ing
A: What have you been up to?
B: Wofting all day long.

A: How was the party last night?
B: Just a woft!
by By BY July 19, 2011
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WOOF

Is said when a person is dissed or strongly parred.
John: I heard your mum got impregnated by a javelin.
Elvis: WOOF
by Dench Neuf Mandem October 16, 2012
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Woofin'

To be lying, to be telling false truths
Guy 1: i just got with 20 girls

Guy 2: you hella woofin'
by Kelsey Henderson March 2, 2011
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woof ticket

In The Atlanta Journal and Constitution, Betty Parham and Gerrie Ferris
wrote in 1992, "Although its origin is uncertain, 'woof ticket' is a
somewhat dated phrase that refers to an outrageous or exaggerated boast
meant to intimidate or impress the listener." Woof is a Black English
pronunciation of "wolf." According to Geneva Smitherman's 1994 "Black Talk,"
a woof ticket is "a verbal threat, which one sells to somebody; may or may
not be real. Often used as a strategy to make another person back down and
surrender to what that person perceives as a superior power." Tom McIntyre,
professor of special education at Hunter College in New York, noted nearly a
decade ago: "Woofing is especially effective against those who are
unfamiliar with it and don't realize that it is most often 'all show and no
go.' . . . The menacing behavior can usually be defused and eliminated by
informed, tactful action." He advised teachers to "look secure and
self-assured while you withdraw." In the context of the basketball star
Howard's remarks, woof tickets are not to be bought; on the contrary, he
uses the phrase to show that performance, and not intimidating attitude, is
needed to "get it together."
I don't believe the hype or buy a Woof ticket. Nigga you make a gang of noise and never seem like a cricket.
- Xzibit, "Paparazzi"
by Bud Smoker January 18, 2004
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