dirty woody

When a flabby man stretches his testicles over their partners face like a scuba mask, said partner then proceeds to use the flabby mans penis like a snorkel.

Hey bro I gave Riley a Dirty Woody last night, my sack looks like a deflated beach ball

by Woody Wilcox July 30, 2020

boredom woody

Spontaneous erection resulting from tedious inactivity (ie. long car trips, chick flick type movies, etc.)

I had to have a lady friend relieve my boredom woody midway through our trip to the beach.

by SmithT July 14, 2007

Air Woody

The imaginary erection a woman gets when she's excited about something.

She had an air woody when her boyfriend told her that he was going to buy her the red dress she liked.

by Goosey Goose January 9, 2011

Woody breast

Calluses on the inner breasts due to excessive titty fucking.

Mariah: I was going to wear a low cut shirt, but my man titty fucked me everyday this week and I got that woody breast.

by Just a sassy someone April 15, 2023

woody and willcox

A slow and painfully death by stupidity.

The woody and Willcox show 6am-10am.

by Malaos3 March 21, 2017

woody money

woody money is when you are in the top 1% of the richest people in the world and dont worry about the cost when buying

that blokes got woody money

by brynsta May 27, 2018

Woodys Luck

Woodys Luck is a popular adage that states that "things will go wrong in any given situation, if you give them a chance," or more commonly, "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong."

Oh man my flights have been cancelled, that's just Woodys luck !

by Shamone May 8, 2019