winter sandals

cardboard boxes worn on your feet in the wilderness, especially during wintertime, as a makeshift shoe/last resort.

brooklyn: oh man, my toes are so cold.

nicole: can’t relate, thanks to my trusty winter sandals.

by book69 May 25, 2018

Chicago Winter

1.) The polar opposite of Hell. During the months of Mid-December to Mid-May, it is a cozy -3*F everyday. It's a high of 20 and a low of Antarctica with a chance of rain that'll surely have you sliding in the icy abyss of Lake Michigan. Honestly, this should be a tax deductible for the residents they choice to stay more than five damn hours here. When night time starts at 4 pm and morning ends at 11 pm.

2.) The worst time to be getting lost downtown
3.) The passive death penalty
4.) The reason why no one wants to live in Chicago past October.
5.) The reason tourism halts to an icy stop

Texas Guy: GODDAMN IT's COLD!
Chicago Guy: But it's like 60 degrees.
Texas Guy: Oh like YOU felt worse. What's the temperature up there?
Chicago Guy: It actually got up to a high of 6 today! My mom was telling me how nice it was since yesterday, she said she was able to pry her car door open from the ice encasing it.
Texas: .....Chicago Winter....

by okami1113 December 21, 2010

Canadian Winter

This is when a group of men "make it snow" on a willing female participant. The female is usually willing after a stretch of being neglected for video games.

First brought up by Doc Collins the resident love guru on the Gamerwok Podcast

My xbox RRoD'd so I started paying attention to my girlfriend. Instead of playing multiplayer on Halo me and my friends had a Canadian Winter

by a very cunning linguist January 25, 2011

Liam winter

A very very cool and popular lad who deserves more recognition and he’s also idolized by all his peers

I heard Liam winter is in town no way!

by Ramskerr August 30, 2021

Wintercourse

Intercourse that takes place in the snow.

Michelle and I had wintercourse while we were out sledding.

by itsthompzilla April 13, 2008

winter girlfriend

The process of locking up a girl for the cold winter months to hook up with while giving the girl a false impression of a potential serious relationship. The guy then lets her go when Memorial Day hits, the weather warms up and the sun dresses start coming out.

Guy 1: So how are things going with that girl you've been seeing?
Guy 2: Everything's cool but I got a house in the Hamptons for the summer so we'll see.
Guy 1: I thought this one actually might turn out to be serious. She's just another winter girlfriend huh?

by The Widge August 21, 2008

Winter Olympics

The Olympics in which white Europeans can compete and win.

"I can't run as fast as those Kenyans or dive, flip and twist as well as those Asians!"

"You need to start training for the Winter Olympics, Sven."

by onehandcrabbing April 21, 2013