Wanking Up

When you wake up with an erection and you masturbate it

"Woah I heard you doing something this morning"

"Yeah Jeff. I was just wanking up"

by TheBurntJew January 7, 2017

wanking around

Same definition as (fuck around) meaning doing something with no goal or reason.

what are you doing here? ( I am just wanking around).

Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).

by KnowYourDefinition January 15, 2018

pixel wanking

An endless and usually contradictory stream of requests - from "business guys" - to move an image or part of a web page up|left|right|down X pixels so that it lines up with some other arbitrary and unrelated part of the web application.

An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).

Business Guy: "Hey, front end guy, could you just move that line of text so that the bottom of it lines up with the top of the letter 'M' in the third paragraph of the second column six words from the left and diagonally across from that image of a flux capacitor?"

Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"

by lleighto August 20, 2011

Charlie Sheen Winning

Charlie Sheen Winning (also known as CSW for short) Is a disorder in which one feels that no matter what they do, they are always "winning" at life. CSW is quite similar to insanity except with CSW, you KNOW you're being crazy. You just don't give a fuck.

Micheal: "I have two porn star girlfriends who watch my kids and cook food while I do some nasty things to them in the bedroom! And I have NO idea what to buy next!"
Zack: "Damn man, you must be Charlie Sheen Winning!"

by Subzero88 May 17, 2011

wanking pit

British army slang for a bed.

Get out of them fucking wanking pits!

by Geoff O'Neill January 30, 2005

winning streak

A series of consecutive successes

Brian is on a winning streak - He won more than one Fantasy Game in a row.

by bbeck73 December 4, 2013

Bi Winning

A term that became famous due to Charlie Sheen's interview with Denise Richards. He was saying that he was not bi-polar but "by winning." Also saying that he does not want to be like those people who go to doctors to tell a said person that they are bi-polar.

Denise: "People say that you are bi-polar? Is that true?"
Charlie: I am not bi-polar I am "Bi Winning."

by Smitty134 April 26, 2011