whattafuck

When you find a small Keanu Reeves inside your backpack and you just say "Whattafuck?"

"Whattafuck? a small Keanu Reeves in my bag?"

by MicroKeanu May 4, 2016

Whitty-Son

1) White boy
2) Has the biggest penis on the eastern sea board

"Whitty-son Your gay son"

by Dick Handler February 23, 2003

Whitty-Son

homo, drinks ensure every morning like a good little boy and gets wacked with his paddel

by hey whit February 25, 2003

whatthing

the stupid word remy said when we were little when i asked him a question and he didnt know the answer

dave: hey rem, we watching wwf or ninja turtles?

remy: whatthing?

dave: (punch directly to his face for keeping saying that!)

by Lil Triece June 29, 2008

whatdy

a term used for a person or thing whose name is unknown or forgotten. Short for what d'ye call it/him/her.

Pass me the whatdy, will you?

by uttam maharjan July 27, 2010

Whatthefuckment

the state of mind one is put into when someone is speaking complete nonsense and you don't understand what the fuck they are saying.

Jimmy put me in whatthefuckment after he was talking about a show I've never seen before.

by MRsavior22 November 30, 2013

whatsyrup

It's a greeting used to ask a person what they are doing and simultaneously asking them what type of syrup they would like to use while they lick your asshole.

I'm calling a friend I have not talked to in a while but I partially think they are a douche bag so I begin the conversation with whatsyrup.

by Dr. Dabe December 9, 2013