warren jeffs

one sick son of a bitch

It's disgusting to think that people believe warren jeffs is a prophet. This child rapist/polygamist deserves every second of jail time he gets.

by california689 August 12, 2011

Badass Warrior Fighter

A backwards kicking (usually male) highly aggressive person. Usually known for their surprise attack personality and ability to induce strokes. Though there are no known weaknesses, it has been reported that biting the calves of a badass warrior fighter will buy time. While a normally forward walking mammal, the badass warrior fighter is known most for it's backwards kicking and the strength of such kicks. If has been up for debate for some time whether the strength of the backwards kicks are to blame for the strokes it's victims suffer... or if some other hidden mechanism causes them. One thing is for sure, while it may appear that the badass warrior fighter walks on 2 legs, it hides a 3rd leg. However, no one is quite sure where this 3rd leg is hidden, as discovery of said leg only occurred when a National Geographic team was cornered and brutally beaten with it.

Also reported have been instances of badass warrior fighters with glass eyes in their right ocular cavity. While the exact reason why only some males have this trait is unknown it can be assumed that it may have been caused by territorial battles with rival badass warrior fighters; possibly over territory, or a mate, or stroking rights. It is known however that due to this fairly uncommon disability if find yourself in a situation where you are cornered by a badass warrior fighter, if you can get them to face 30 degrees to your left you will essentially be in its blind spot.

Tanya was attacked by a badass warrior fighter man, and was forced to bit his ankles... even though she was suffering from a stroke.

by Badass WarriorFighter Survivor March 2, 2009

cancer water

What some e-girl on the internet sold for $30 to some 40 year old men who live in their mom's basement.

Guy 1: I just bought something for $30

Guy 2: Let me guess, cancer water?

Guy 1: No, It's Belle Delphine's bath water

Guy 2: that's what I said fuckin' idiot

by MaxPandaLord August 17, 2019

A Fiji Water

A really hawt, and hard to get dude/gal

“Damnnn Dylan is such a Fiji Water”

“The new girl Stacy is such a Fiji Water, all the boys are drooling over her”

by squacoon October 17, 2018

Secret Water

A water bottle that is emptied and instead filled with Vodka or other substance that looks like water. Common when going to a public location like a park, baseball game, or even class.

Man1: "Dude why do you cringe everytime you take a sip of your Arrowhead water?"
Man2: "It's my secret water man."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: (in a whisper) "My Skyy water..."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: "It's freaking vodka you nut."
Man1: "haha niceeee."

by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009

you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink

Something that you say which means you can give someone the opportunity to do something, but you cannot force them to do it if they do not want to.

I made all the arrangements, bought the ticket, and even took him to the airport, but he just wouldn't get on the plane. Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

by brucelennon August 21, 2016

backpack warrior

a lesbian that carries a backpack with them everywhere. the backpack is most often than not not containing a strap on to use for lesbian sex.

person 1: hey did you see eunseo earlier?
person 2: yeah that backpack warrior doesn’t go anywhere without that bag.

by nananamimis October 3, 2021