Party Waffler

A person who constantly changes their mind about going to a party. Generally the frequency of the changes increases as the time of the party draws closer.

Honey - the party is tonight, are you sure you still want to go?

Yes, I think so, but maybe not, we'll have to see how I feel tonight.
You're such a Party Waffler

by The mad shatter September 28, 2018

Knob Wafter

Yesterday’s mascara after not being removed and then supplemented with today’s; blinking during fellatio causing a wafting sensation.

Got a right knob wafter off Tracy last night

by CharSweet September 12, 2020

fanny wafter

basically an other word for a female prostitute simply because the waft there fanny all over you

I'm going to go to LA to get a fanny wafter

by anonymous January 19, 2022

Master Waffeler Yousef Hearlines

He is the waffle, He invented the waffle, He is a waffle, and One of the few waffle masters sent by the angels from heaven. He is the meaning of life and your savior.

His hearlines is a gift sent by the Hear Gods.

servant 1:"Master Waffeler Yousef Hearlines", Oh no it's a terrible sight.

Master Yousef: What is it my subject?
servant 1:I'ts... it's your HEARLINE...

by dulle0987 February 2, 2022

waffelriffic

to be just as cool as a waffel

man she was like so waffelriffic today

by alex July 25, 2003

penis wafer

when u put ur cock between 2 ritz crackers and make a girl eat it

it took Nicholia an hour to eat Austin's penis wafer.

by Austin Rape December 25, 2007

Nigger Wafer

A cookie eaten normally by black people that white guys eat to try and be Niggers.

Look at John...hes eating nigger wafers again.

by Doug A May 17, 2006