Wafflecopter

When a person chats so much shit (the waffle begins), the waffling continues to build as they talk more and more shit until they physically take off into the air vertically like a helicopter

TomRob: Me and Tom have bought Rainbow 6 mate." *FAILS TO LOAD UP SAID PURCHASE*
You: "You're a right wafflecopter you son"

by NoncePacts April 26, 2019

Baltimore Waffle

Its a spin on the infamous Boston Pancake, the difference is after taking a dump on your partners chest you step in the pile with a boot, or vintage Nike running shoe, leaving a shit waffle on their chest...then dispense semen topping

I was going to give you a Boston Pancake, but I didnt feel like sitting in my own shit..so I gave you a Baltimore Waffle instead.

by woodan December 26, 2010

Hot Waffle

You take some laxitives and shit on someones chest through a tennis racket.

Man, James passed out last night so I have him a Hot Waffle

by penisdemil0 May 5, 2009

douche waffle

A realy Annoying person who does not know when to shut their mouth

Emily you are a douche waffle

by IamSMACK December 28, 2008

Waffleblock

when a person intentionally or unintentionally prevents you from partaking in the enjoyment of waffles from Waffle House, Waffle Hut or any other waffle-based eating establishment

Caddy: Dude, Katy is totally waffleblocking us.

Justin: I know, she is a waffleblock!

by Waffle Haus October 28, 2009

Wafer Bite

That one bite of food that you just can't eat because you are too full.

Or, that last bite of food that makes you feel like you are going to be sick.

Reference to Monty Python's Meaning of Life. More specifically the first sketch of "Part VI: The Autumn Years".

Oh, that was my wafer bite. I think I am going to be sick.

by Jaime Rama May 6, 2011

Waffle fin

The unmoisturised out layer of a ladies vajayjay

After vacating the river rapids at hurricane harbour Sanjay adjusts his speedos, turns to his wife Geeta and gasped....! GEETA.... I CAN SEE UR WAFFLE FIN

by Himmy homez February 14, 2012