Wonky

If a nigga is being wonky as hell he could be being called dumb or a retard

Guy1: shut cho wonky ass up

Guy 2:....

by gyTg(tTg55^7 March 13, 2021

Swamp-Wonky

Swamp-Wonky is any contraption pieced together to solve a problem or make swamp life easier. A traditional long bow does not have an attachment for a bow fishing reel. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind some string around it, tie the string to the end of a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!

I saw a Swamp-Wonky air boat today! It was a john boat with a stack of box fans at the back pushing it along! Swamp-Wonky!

by J-t-A July 28, 2025

wonky donk

A person who is being silly/stupid.

You’re such a wonky donk, Rodney!

by charles.t March 17, 2023

Get wonky

To get wonky means take MDMA and get "wonky"

Oi pal wanna get wonky this weekend

by big time chuffer June 1, 2018

Wonky

A feeling of not being up to full potential, up to par, not feeling like oneself.

After leaving the acupuncturist I am feeling a bit wonky. After sleeping for 8 hours I feel wonky

by Cuzz01 June 1, 2018

Wonky

Wonky. Created early 2018 by Ding Grosby. Equivalent to odd, unique, horrible, or disgusting.

Mallory: Did you see her wonky hairstyle?!

Mamba: It's groovy.

Dingo: w...oh.

by Dingo8490 June 14, 2018

Wonky Bill

When you are amazing at picking up girls and then all swarm you.

You are getting so many women tonight, I’m going to start to call you Wonky Bill.

by Hecjuice August 21, 2024