What's the plan, Phil?

From "Modern Family". Statement intended to mock and express bewilderment at someone else's actions. Similar sentiment to "what the hell are you doing!?"

In Modern Family S02.E01, Phil and Claire's family exit the old family station wagon. It begins rolling backwards towards the cliff. Phil's reaction, rather than to try to get into the car and hit the brake, is to leap on the hood and grab on, spread-eagled. Claire looks at him with a baffled expression and screams, "What's the plan, Phil?!"

by bob lawblah October 28, 2011

What the fuck did I just watch

The perfect thing to say after you have just watched a video which made absolutely no fucking sense/left you confused.

After watching the stopmotion spongebob video, I asked myself "What the fuck did I just watch"

by MessicanRapist August 17, 2010

What's Your HighQ?

Did you know that today's weed is four times more potent than the weed Snoop rapped about in '92? That doesn't mean that it would've made Snoop an even better rapper, but it DOES mean that just because Snoop and perennial nipple-pasty-wearing-tongue-wagger Miley Cyrus smoke it, doesn't mean it's safe for the teenage brain. What's Your HighQ? is a quiz that tests how much you know about today's weed -- and why it's more unsafe for acne-ridden teens than it is for adults. Take the quiz at WhatsYourHighQ.com.

You must be baked out of your mind, your HighQ is a 73. Your score is lower than Forrest Gump. You really need to do read more than High Times if you're going to find out What's Your HighQ?

by HowHigh December 5, 2014

whataboutit

A word used by a badass sexy irresistible mofo named nasty in everyway possible useing hardly any emotion leaving you wondering if it was a as an asshole or maybe a nice greeting like heeey WHATABOUTIT or like everyone is waiting on us getting mad and you stop to help some stanger change a flat tire? And he says "WHATABOUTIT" be careful it becomes a house hold word without you know or even wanting it to like honey I have steak beer and sex for you baby ! Then he hands you flower he hand picked on his way home slides his hand up the back of yr neck as he leans in for a kiss he smiles and says mmmmmm W H A T A B O U T I T 💋💚

NASTY you woke up the whole neighborhood when you left in your truck last night......"WHATABOUTIT"

Hey girl did you see that sexy piece of man ham that never wares a shirt I would "WHATABOUTIT" his sexy ass till I he made stop !!🐒😘💋😀 Oooow WHATABOUTIT WHATABOUTIT me too girl

by NASTYNESS August 30, 2015

what the fwuh

When you are confused or surprised by something and you have nothing else to say

So you're telling me you haven't watched Sanders Sides.. what the fwuh?

by Just a lonly fander March 4, 2020

what the dog doing

something we will never know

guy1: what the dog doing?
guy2: idk

by User187474 / just a pickaxe June 20, 2021

What Can Brown Do For You?

1) an ill-fated ad campaign for UPS.

2) it can come out of your ass to make you feel less full.

My stomach was gurgling and I felt so bloated. So I asked myself “what can brown do for you?” and proceeded to the nearest toilet to take a huge shit.

by joseph blough March 31, 2022