Weston

A stupid kid who thinks he cab fight and plays football and live arm

Look at that weston

by Miachelonhitbooi July 19, 2018

The Weston super

Is when a man puts his hand up a girls arse and the girl/man does the same thing to him.

Him:wanna come over
Her:only if we can do the Weston super
Him I think we should break up

by Gone on jay January 6, 2019

Weston high school

A school that’s poorer than anything most people there are country and dip if you do any drugs you’ll fit right in

Hey do you go to weston high school

Yeah why
Can I buy some drugs

by Lil bitch 420 69 October 26, 2020

Jake Weston

An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*

by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022

Weston

A hot ass boyfriend who will do anything to satisfy you and is always there when you need him. They also have blue eyes that you will simp for days for. Their personality is sweet but a little rude at the same time..

I see Weston over there with his beautiful blue eyes

by anonymous March 31, 2022

Steve Weston

The act of being impaled front and rear by two heavily sweating and hairy gentlemen from the middle east. Similar to a 'spit roast' but with more thrashing and references to Manchester United. Often accepted as currency in the Holloway area of London.

I'll give you a 'steve weston' for that coat, perhaps you'd like to follow that up with a little docking?

by wankleman October 29, 2012

Weston Holy Fuck Ball

Hinsdale Central kid who will make u say holy fuck in bed, kid gives best hickeys and works wonders with his hands, d game is solid too.

Friend 1: Holy fuck I just spent a night with Weston Holy Fuck Ball

Friend 2: Holy fuck I bet it was insane

by shots2299 March 24, 2020