Vulcan android

Someone who takes things too literally, over-thinks everything, and dismisses anything that lacks a clear cut purpose as irrelevant.

Abbey: My god! This is just so awesome isn't it?

Lauren: ...Compared to what?

Abbey: Haha! You're such a Vulcan android.

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Bareback Vulcan Punch

A particularly violent cross between doing it bareback and a donkey punch. For the uninitiated, this means the act of having sex doggy style and then punching the girl in the back of the head.

Things got a little boring between me and Melissa so I Bareback Vulcan Punched her. I haven't talked to her since.

by GinnahMan August 25, 2013

Vulching

Someone who repeatedly (and seemingly intentionally) pursues your ex-significant others.

Geez Blythe, that's the third ex-boyfriend of mine you've hooked up with. Quit your vulching!

by TigerLily7 April 5, 2011

vulch

In the context of an online flight simulator: To shoot and kill a plane attempting to take off on the runway.

This was likely derived from players circling an enemy airfield like vulchers once anti-aircraft defences were destroyed.

This can ultimately be considered the "original" online gaming slang definition, owing its roots to the very first graphicly based massively multiplayer online game, Air Warrior in the late 1980's.

I tried to take off but they vulched me!

by "Murdr" September 24, 2008

Vulcan

You get a blow job when your throwing up

When Your Sick And Need Some Pleasure

by One crunk-wood hooked nig May 2, 2005

vulcan

dumb fucker... idiot... or defintion of dumbass

dude jordan is being a fucking vulcan idiot

by jo$h November 6, 2007

Vulcan

1: A slang for "fail"
2: Anything having to do with epic failness
3: Walrus?

1+2:"Hey man that bike fall was an epic vulcan."
3:"Woah that is one fat vulcan!"

by NKCrash April 19, 2009