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trump voter

This is the new 'politically correct' replacement for 'retard' that we have all been waiting for!
Yeah, *congratulations*, Trump Voter! You placed second in the Special Olympics!
by evildave March 20, 2017
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the call of the void

the call of the void is the thought to jump off the ledge you are standing on; wondering what would happen if you drove your car into another car or person; it is the thought of "I could kill someone so easily right now" when holding a knife, hammer, or what have you. it is the insane desire of our unconscious, but it is nothing to worry about unless you relish and enjoy these thoughts.
last week i visited the grand canyon with my girlfriend. as we stood on a ledge and looked out over the world, the call of the void entered my head:

"one little nudge and she's dead"

i shuddered as the thought crossed my mind, and it left my mind as soon as it entered.
by murka durka September 17, 2013
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Silver Voice

It's a sweet and clear voice, similar to the sound of a silver musical instrument.
"I would like to express Jin as Silver Voice, Grammy Silver Voice"
"Jin is someone who has a “silver voice”."
"The breathing is so stable that one can easily switch from its head voice to its chest voice, still equipped w/ a natural vibration & pleasing falsetto which is an extremely strong advantage." — Grammy Panel
by Birdie. October 20, 2019
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming his Lorenzo after her father, and Von Matterhorn to reflect his Swiss heritage.

Lorenzo was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.

He is the founder of Von Matterhorn Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or VMIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.

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By pretending to be Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, Barney managed to convince a woman to sleep with him.
by lilypotter56 July 25, 2012
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voodoo economics

A return to voodoo economics will not fix the problems.
by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2011
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Smokin that von pack

How to make unlimited friends in chicago (only works while wearing blue colored clothing)
I went to chicago in a blue hoodie and shouted “SMOKIN THAT VON PACK!” and i made so many friends!!1!
by beeeeaaaans January 8, 2023
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T’vok

Woman: Are you two friends?

Harry Kim: yes

T’vok: no
by Grass grows, birds fly... April 26, 2021
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