VanDam

(adj.), (v) The quality of acting sober when you are completely hammered.

Mike - Dude, you got so lucky last night. Those cops should have given you a DUI for sure.
Carl - Fuck the police.
Mike - Yeah, good thing you went VanDam on those pigs, or you'd be in jail right now.
Carl - I blacked out man, but I can VanDam any time I want.
Mike - Fuck the police.
Carl - Fuck 'em.

by FTPTilIDie December 12, 2009

Vandergasm

A violent siezure (of the sexual masturbatory sort) usually occuring around a group of unsuspecting males. Studies have shown that this type of siezure is carried out mostly by virgin yet sexualy mature teenage males.(Actually a siezure in females is yet to be seen.) To help someone who is suffering at the moment of this type siezure saying remarks like, "MAN, THAT IS SOME CRAZY $H!T" has been proven to stop the siezue from imediately reoccuring. There is no known cure. As a matter a fact no one is looking for one.

As I was singing in the school band I watched Clarence reach his right hand into his pants so I decided to looked away as he suffered from a sad yet violent vandergasm.

by mr.calypack May 27, 2011

Vandal

A west-coast (USA) term for black man or negro or anyone of Sub-Saharan African blood or of African descent

There are too many Vandals (negroes) living in this part of the city for us to move into.

by Xuxa June 14, 2003

Wiki Vandalism

What high school students have had to resort to in computer lessons when the school filter blocks all the game sites.

Bob: Hey I found a games site that isn't blocked!

Fred: Fuck that, I'm changing the Wikipedia article on some guy called John Brooke-Little. He's now the Soggy Sayo champion of the world.

John: Yeah, no-one playes games nemore, it's all about Wiki Vandalism now.

by Yaziyo April 5, 2008

Art Vandelay

The name George on "Seinfeld" always referred himself to in attempting to pick up women. Mr. Vandelay's occupation is always an architect.

"My name is Art Vandelay, I am an architect."

by phugger March 17, 2003

Vanderhoof

(n.) refers to a sexy girl at Catholic U who you want to bang

Danggg, did you see that Vanderhoof... I'd get with her!

by mcgowan123 May 26, 2010

Vandal

Someone who rolls especially hard with the late nights and the drinking and the shambles etc.

Doris was out til 5am rolling hard, she’s a massive vandal.

by Bonesofthewhitegoods June 4, 2011