Pretty vacant

One who is absent minded

Also a sex pistols song.

We're pre-tty,


Pretty va-cant.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

fetchez la vache

French term for "Fetch the cow".

In the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, one French guard to another commands "fetchez la vache", and they catapult a cow over the castle.

by The REAL Real Name August 16, 2009

Alaskan Vacuum

Giving an Eskimo a blow job.
An Eskimo receiving a blow job.

Or any Native Alaskan.

Kirima gave Nigel an Alaskan Vacuum.

by BouncedMrhappy April 22, 2011

vaccine informed

Someone who vaccinated their crotch goblins because they listened to the professionals who spent years studying versus someone who has their "resurch" degree from Google University.

They got their children vaccinated, because they're vaccine informed

by NoxVigilium May 6, 2019

vacuum cleaner man

Man who wants to inspect your tits.

Hello, I'm the vacuum cleaner man. I'm here to inspect your, uh, your tits.

by Your moms face May 18, 2014

vaclabia

The anatomical parts that collectively make up the female genitalia. A word mash-up of vagina, clitoris, and labia.

When pleasuring your girlfriend in the bedroom, it is important to pay attention to the entire vaclabia and not just harp on one spot.

by valbear March 1, 2010

Vacation Bomb

A problem that exploses in your face only for you to find out that it was caused by someone who recently left for vacations.

-This application is broken
-Last modifications were made by Sanchez who just left for vacations 2 days ago.
-Looks like he left us with a vacation bomb!

by Finch Powers August 1, 2013