It's John. He is John. He only cares about his reputation. He sleeps with underage girls because he likes the pussy. The authorities never found him because he is every John and there is way too many fucking johns. He loves tea and his only weakness is a flash of dick. John walks the streets begging for money but is loaded with cash just to scam people. He harasses women all the time. He is a typical john.
Nolan: Who is that queer?
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.
by AlexHatesSalad January 6, 2025
Get the Typical Johnmug. Typical is a funny guy on youtube who milks Friday Night Funkin' Covers.. i mean what?
He is friends with SstrikerVR, who also has a part on the urban dictionary.
He is friends with SstrikerVR, who also has a part on the urban dictionary.
by Typical made the funny March 6, 2022
Get the Typicalmug. by Typical Bannerman Pupil June 12, 2021
Get the typical bannerman pupilmug. A hard, complex, mind-boggling question, problem, issue, etc.
It's most common amongst the educated Indians with little knowledge of English.
It's most common amongst the educated Indians with little knowledge of English.
Speaker A: Today our teacher gave us a very typical problem to solve!
Speaker B: Could you please tell me that?
Speaker A: "What's the colour of water?"
Speaker B: Oh, really! That's a very typical question!
Speaker B: Could you please tell me that?
Speaker A: "What's the colour of water?"
Speaker B: Oh, really! That's a very typical question!
by Khanwrite September 21, 2023
Get the typicalmug. Generally named Holly, always goes on about living on the gold coast, but will later change her mind to Sydney although she doesn't even know what a didgeridoo is. Likes to introduce herself as Wellingtons finest law student although she doesn't know offer and exepatance.
Loves swimming and want to be a surfer, but only dates law boys large swimmers.
Generally very good looking woman, but don't let her looks confuse you, she is brutal
Loves swimming and want to be a surfer, but only dates law boys large swimmers.
Generally very good looking woman, but don't let her looks confuse you, she is brutal
I think I'm scared to travel alone, but actually it's something else that bothers me.
Yup thats a Typical English girl.
Yup thats a Typical English girl.
by Howzittttttt August 26, 2019
Get the Typical English Girlmug. idk what it means, someone called me it in Strongest Battlegrounds and I'm making fun of them by putting it here
by 19inchesdeepinsquirrelgirl February 10, 2025
Get the Typical PC Botmug. crystal likes to act high and mighty until she met hubba bubba jones with his 16 inch mandingo in an alley and bubba dosen't give a damn that there's cameras up his ass 24/7 at every corner every day until he goes back to jail then he goes and rapes her ass until she Pregnant Typical Cunt
by superiorbreed June 3, 2018
Get the Typical Cuntmug.