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Twilight

the gayest vampire book series and movies of all time, they literally destroyed the true definition and good oppinions of real vamires.
Dude, ive read the twilight series 36 times and scene the movies 18 times and now all i think about is how they glitter and how unbelivable well they fucked up vampires!
by Alla is mother russia :] August 5, 2010
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Twilight

A movie and book that middle aged mothers watch when dealing with a divorce.
Sphen - "My mom's really into Twilight at the moment"
Dan -"Oh no... Say bye bye to your dad then"
by Phantomlight March 30, 2019
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Twilight

The sworn enemy of Harry Potter fans and MLIAers. A crapptastic movie wich accomplishes nothing but discretiting Linkin Park, by using one of their songs. twilight I shal never forgive you!
Twilight: Ehhhh. Look at me im Twilight. I think im gonna ruin and annoy every sane person in america!

Me: screw of.
by MeAteYourFood March 3, 2011
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Twilight

Girl- want to watch twilight?

Boy- sure! *shoots himself*
by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013
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Twilight

A beautiful time of day, between day and night, very inspiring time with amazing lighting.

.........and a crappy book.
We went on a date at twilight.
by the Awesome Sause November 28, 2010
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Twilight

Kid: Mommy! Theres no toilet paper left!!
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.
by Cassiopeia R December 27, 2011
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Twilight

A movie and book written by some girl named Stephanie but I don't know what her last name is. The main idea of the book/movie is about a forty thousand year old guy trying to hook up w/ a sixteen year old girl.
Edward- Hey!!! Wanna' go out?!!!
Bella- How old are you?
Edward- Uhhhh
Bella- HOW OLD ARE YOU!!!
Edward- Only a few *mumbles* thousand *goes back to normal voice* years old
Bella- Only a few what?!
Edward- Thousand okay!!! I'm a few thousand years old okay!!!!
Bella- OH MY GOD!! You little creep!! Or not so little creep!! ... So what anti-aging cream do you use?

The reality of Twilight
by Freddles99 July 14, 2011
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