A time of day, where the sun is setting, and clouds look awesome.
Not to be confused with the novel, or movie. As both are so extremely horrible, no definition can be provided, as this anyone who reads it would instantly die.
Not to be confused with the novel, or movie. As both are so extremely horrible, no definition can be provided, as this anyone who reads it would instantly die.
Guy 1: Hey, do you like Twilight?
Guy 2: The time of day? Yeah, the clouds look gold.
Guy 1: No, the book.
Guy 2: The book? I didn't know there was a book.
Guy 1: Well, it's about a vam- *And Guy 1 dies there.*
Guy 2: Hm...I'm going to watch clouds.
Guy 2: The time of day? Yeah, the clouds look gold.
Guy 1: No, the book.
Guy 2: The book? I didn't know there was a book.
Guy 1: Well, it's about a vam- *And Guy 1 dies there.*
Guy 2: Hm...I'm going to watch clouds.
by ReapersFortune March 31, 2010
A pretty good series until you read Breaking Dawn and then you realize how freaking stupid and desperate Bella is and how crazy Edward is for actually loving her. And to all girls out there that haven't realized this yet... EDWARD IS NOT REAL AND ROBERT PATTINSON DOES NOT SHOWER!!! (I found that out over the radio)
Guy: "Wow you actually like Twilight?!"
Me: "Well I did at first 'cuz Edward is so amazing, but then I realized I have a life and the whole purpose of the series fell apart."
Me: "Well I did at first 'cuz Edward is so amazing, but then I realized I have a life and the whole purpose of the series fell apart."
by ardnaxela13 May 03, 2009
A series of teenage romance novels, written for those "not all there".
Often wrongly compared to the series "Harry Potter", which is most obviously the better in the comparison.
Often wrongly compared to the series "Harry Potter", which is most obviously the better in the comparison.
by Teddy Lupin April 10, 2010
the gayest vampire book series and movies of all time, they literally destroyed the true definition and good oppinions of real vamires.
Dude, ive read the twilight series 36 times and scene the movies 18 times and now all i think about is how they glitter and how unbelivable well they fucked up vampires!
by Alla is mother russia :] August 05, 2010
Kid: Mommy! Theres no toilet paper left!!
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.
by Cassiopeia R December 23, 2011
1)N. The time between dawn and sunrise.
2)N. The most disgraceful attempt at a book in history, making a choice between Bestiality and Necrophilia sound, to a sad and depressed high school girl, like a good idea, written by a vary pathetic excuse for an author named Stephenie Meyer.
2)N. The most disgraceful attempt at a book in history, making a choice between Bestiality and Necrophilia sound, to a sad and depressed high school girl, like a good idea, written by a vary pathetic excuse for an author named Stephenie Meyer.
1) "Hi honey isn't twilight beautiful."
2) "The Fuck was that bitch Stephenie Meyer thinking, vampires are not emotional sissy boys, do not attend high school. DO...NOT...SPARKLE!!!"
2) "The Fuck was that bitch Stephenie Meyer thinking, vampires are not emotional sissy boys, do not attend high school. DO...NOT...SPARKLE!!!"
by VampireKittyCat June 13, 2012
What could have been a good book, just ended up being a big mess. A typical romance novel that no one will remember in 15 years. Though about 'vampires', the whole book is just describing the oh so handsome Edward, and about a girl who can't make a single decision in her life and will always depend in a guy. A lot of people complain about the book being gay, but the whole book is just horrible, besides, Twilight fans never discuss the characters, or the plot, or the sequence the events are put together. The bad stuff of Twilight could be:
1. lack of plot
2. And lack of character development
1. lack of plot
2. And lack of character development
Twilight fan-"OMG, like Twilight is THE best book ever. Edward is so hawt, vampires are so cool, like I want to marry Edward cause he is so hawt."
Non fan-"Twilight a good book?"(goes back to reading A clockwork Orange)
Non fan-"Twilight a good book?"(goes back to reading A clockwork Orange)
by Mr. Mercury June 26, 2010