Twilight

1.) The reason Bram Stoker is rolling in his grave.

2.) There's gay, sparkly vampires, even gayer beaner werewolves, and creepy looking chicks who are sluts for bat/dog beastiality.

Twilight:
-Did you see "New Moon"?
-No, I'm not a fucking homo you fucking homo.

by B0b3r+ November 22, 2009