Attention Tweeter

A slight variation of 'attention seeker', which applies a user of tweeter submits tweets that reek off "ask me"

Bob: omg, have you seen Jill's tweets recently?!
Craig: Yeah I saw that read, "Omg, I hate my life"
Bob: Fucking attention tweeter.

by A chocolate fire-guard. December 15, 2011

Twaft

A combination of the word Twat and Waft. When the stench of a woman's vagina (often during Menses) is so horrible that it wafts through her clothing.

The twaft of the lady sitting next to me on the subway was so unbearable that I had to leave my seat.

by ShawnieB January 2, 2009

theftery

the act of committing theft

He was committing some major theftery back there.

by flrper March 17, 2010

grand theft auto vice city

best game on PS2 i've ever played!

hijackings, killings,shootings,stealings,smuggling

I did ya wife...ya poor bastard!

by Tommy Vercetti February 4, 2004

tweet SCREAM

The use of ALL CAP letters as a written social-media equivalent to actual verbal shouting, screaming or ranting

NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION...COMPLETE EXONERATION!!!
(what about asking that other country to dig up shit on your 2020 election opponent?)
PERFECT CALL, BEAUTIFUL CALL...NO QUID-PRO-QUO!!!
(sorry, a TWEET SCREAM is not exculpatory...DO BETTER!!

by YAWA September 27, 2019

tweet you later

when using twitter, in replacement of "see you later" or "talk to you later"

@<yourfriend> kk!! tweet you later!!

by slwk April 29, 2009

Tweet Bag.

A person who continually updates their twitter.

Person 1- "Isn't it half time? Why did Shaq just update his twitter?"

Person 2- " Dude, Shaq is a total Tweet Bag."

by 109020 September 15, 2010