binge tweet

a random marathon of twitter posts sparked by a feeling of being unloved or bored, often times as a commentary or rant about an event important to the writer but of no interest to anybody else.

jason was binge tweeting his kid's birthday party yesterday. i was so bored i actually read it all.

by randombuffalo May 18, 2009

Tweet the Deets

To put the details of an event on twitter. A phrase coined by the comic genius of Tosh.0

I legally have to say that I did not smoke salvia on the show but after the show I'll tweet the deets.

by Hough G Sack September 25, 2010

Penis tweet

An esoteric tweet, usually about niche fandom drama, to which the average reader doesn't have enough context to understand, nor is it provided by the tweet itself.

User 1: In my opinion, the latest controversy around what Dinklebob thrust upon the ecosystem in the Tittythink award fandom has left us in cock shock. We should all normalize decent hips to avoid this transpiring in the future.

User 2: penis tweet

by FamilyGuyForever420 July 17, 2023

insta-tweet

Word used by someone who is not very educated when it comes to social media. Someone that assumes all social media platforms are the same and are stupid, for kids, and is being a smart ass.

Why do people insta-tweet their every move?

by Mr_NeverWrong July 15, 2018

Tweet Syncing

The use of another person to post tweets to your Twitter account, pretending to be you.

Man 50 Cent is "Tweet Syncing". He has some dude posting to his Twitter account pretending to be him. Thats like freakin' Milli Tweetilli.

by Tom_in_SA March 27, 2009

Tweet slut

A person who tweets so much about so trivial matters that you are forced to unfollow them because they occupy your entire screen, also see Tweet whore.

Today I unfollowed Jenny, that tweet slut can't spend an entire minute without telling the world she queefed.

by Leshrac, Walker of Night June 23, 2010

Counting Tweets

A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.

Greg: What'd you do last night?

Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.

Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?

Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.

by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013