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turning japanese

The act of a male trying to perform fellatio (oral sex) on himself. The phrase refers the facial expression made during this act.
While Jon was masturbating, he remembered the pleasure he had recieved from his first blow job, so he bent down and tried to suck on his own cock, and with all of his might, he started turning japanese.
by El Cid July 6, 2003
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turning the 6-4-3

Turning the 6-4-3 is a "Double Play" in baseball, but used in American slang as the term for a Threesome.
Tee: Dude, him and his wife wouldn't quit hitting on me all night!
Huck: That's cause he was goin for turning the 6-4-3!
by idkwtfT January 8, 2008
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turnting

to get turnt af
no turnting in this christian household
by turntfather November 17, 2017
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Turning UP the volume

by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003
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Turning the stone up

When one mate in a marrital commitment is caught by a third party trying to remove their wedding ring in contemplating approaching someone with the intent of breaking the wedding vow. In short, the intention of cheating on the other spouse. The action of removing the ring is caught and approached by the prospect, and the return excuse by the married member is: "I was turning the stone up", referring to the embedded stone in the ring and positioning the ring to display the stone topside!
Bob was at the bar and was caught "turning the stone up" by a hot female he just met! She asked what he was doing when he was trying to remove his wedding ring on approach.
by d.e.m.o. November 9, 2011
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Turning Trickmuffins

Beatin the box up. It is a substitute for the now too popular "waxing Goose." Clearwater brings the fire on this site!
Russ got all liquored up and was Turning Trickmuffins on my couch. The stains were devastating.
by Grant Griffin December 12, 2006
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Trunching

When you are stomping in crunchy snow that kind of cracks on the surface when you step on it.
Trunching through the winter night,

Gnome and Fox in tandem trod.
Far they've come to behold a sight,

At Bethlehem's Natividad
by Throwaway1488 December 19, 2016
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