A perverted and rare sex act where a girl reaches in to her vagina while a man already has his penis inserted and gives him a handjob. Similar to the cunt jackula and rarely seen outside of mexican bordellos or with very enthusiastic porn stars. This act requires that the womans vagina be very dilated and her fingernails be cut fairly short.
James knew that Susan was a bit of a whore but he never expected her to try and fist herself while he was fucking her. He was even more surprised when she started to give him a handjob when he was already balls deep. She called it a turfucken and claimed she had invented it. He would later update his facebook letting everyone know how much he enjoyed it, and that he also passed all his finals so could finally graduate. Too bad he now had $80,000 in debt and no job prospects in this economy.
by Agutuk March 6, 2009
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by bskillzz February 16, 2006
Get the tuff money mug.a way to say something is good or bad. normally used as a generic term to piss someone off when someone roasts the hell out of them.
by Krexlmao February 3, 2018
Get the thats tuff mug.A kinky sex position. It's when a female gets on top of a male facing him while anel sex is occuring, then whipped cream is placed inside the vagina hole, then the male eats the female out while having kinky anel sex..
Guy: Waddup.
Friend: Wassup how was your weekend?
Guy: Fucking bomb.
Friend: Why what happend?
Guy: I tried out the Whipped Cream Tuffle Top.
Friend: Niceee..
Friend: Wassup how was your weekend?
Guy: Fucking bomb.
Friend: Why what happend?
Guy: I tried out the Whipped Cream Tuffle Top.
Friend: Niceee..
by Stevie G. and Kyndra G. January 2, 2008
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1(adj.) used to describe an extremity of extreme awesomeness.
2 (v.) to smoke
3 (n.) a kind of dank smoking herb
4 (v.) to fart or bescumber
1(adj.) used to describe an extremity of extreme awesomeness.
2 (v.) to smoke
3 (n.) a kind of dank smoking herb
4 (v.) to fart or bescumber
Example A.
It was (1)tuff to see all of the Deadheads (2)tuffin' on the (3)tuff.
Example B.
"Look at that dog tuffin' on that tree!"
It was (1)tuff to see all of the Deadheads (2)tuffin' on the (3)tuff.
Example B.
"Look at that dog tuffin' on that tree!"
by spook & bean May 22, 2009
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volcanic rock: small volcanic fragments which have compacted together to form rock
-tuffaceous, adjective
2. adjective
a slang term for "good"
volcanic rock: small volcanic fragments which have compacted together to form rock
-tuffaceous, adjective
2. adjective
a slang term for "good"
by Rachel April 30, 2006
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