rustic trumpet

Pertaining to the sound(s) of unintended flatulence during anal copulation.

"She kept accidentally farting while I was ass fucking her, and it sounded like a chorus of rustic trumpets!"

by downpat75 August 3, 2008

Trumpet's ego

Bigger than the universe...
gets all the solos
the solos fuel the ego to grow bigger and better >:D

How the Trumpet's ego works...
Ex:Trumpets are better than Clarinets
Ex:Trumpets are better than Sax
Ex:Trumpets are better than trombones
Ex:Trumpets are better than flutes
Ex:Trumpets are better than oboes
Ex:Trumpets are better than percussion...
Ex:Trumpets are better than (insert instrument here)

by Levi Strauss & CO™ December 8, 2017

Trumpet grief

When mr grief steals your trumpet

“Dude used to be spanner grief but now the kunt has stolen my trumpet, he’s now known as fucking trumpet grief. Absolute fucking wank stain”

by Iwannariot March 14, 2019

Arse-Trumpet

A Utensil made of brass around 1ft. long with mouthpeace and tapered nossle used for the anal administration of cocain.
Favoured by the brittish royal family in the 18th and 19th century who had servants to blow the cocain through the device.

"Butler, fetch my arse-trumpet"

by Dr. Poppenstein June 11, 2006

Underwater Trumpet

A sexual maneuver in which a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina and farts either at the same time or immediately thereafter ejaculation, but before withdrawing.

"He just gave me an underwater trumpet. It was vile."

by nayqueenie May 13, 2010

spunk trumpet

When a laydee is felating a lucky gent: just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he cums into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the 'spunk trumpet'

Ee - that ethel everreddy - she's a one for that spunk trumpet

by Leigh August 1, 2003

trouser trumpet

A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.

"As a hush descended on the dinner room at Hogwarts, just as Dumbledor rose to speak a sudden sharp trouser trumpet honked into the air. Ron Weasley looked as red as a beetroot; In fact, it was Hermione who in typical muggle fashion had done it, but was willing to pass it on to Ron."

by D F Stuckey July 9, 2004