Terd

A portmanteau of the words "Train" and "Nerd". It is a term used to describe certain individuals who derive an identity for themselves around trains and train-related activities.

While the term Foamer is used by those within the community to describe a train enthusiast who figuratively "foams at the mouth" when discussing or engaging in train-related activities, Terd is used by individuals outside of the train enthusiast community to describe those within it in a condescending manner. Usually with a tone of disgust.

Persons who might use the word would generally have no idea what the subject is talking about, nor would ever want to because trains are stupid.

"Oh my God, you fucking terd...I don't give two shits about how the specific wheel slip screech on your favorite locomotive makes you jizz yourself."

by TacoRedneck June 27, 2020

Tred

The top part of your foot below your shin. Usually hurts like a bitch when it gets stomped on.

Man, you just kicked me in my tred!, Man, I think you shattered my tred

by Mike Blumberg June 28, 2008

Tread Heading

The act of placing the head of ones penis in between the butt checks of a lady as she walks on a tread mill. For the act to be classified as "Tread heading" there can be no penetration of the anus.

That ass is ripe for a Tread Heading.

by Matt Biolchini July 7, 2010

Treadwell

bear excrement, named for Timothy Treadwell who after stupidly choosing to live in the Alaskan wilderness with wild bears was eaten by them. the mauling was a horrific incident bringing attention to the power of Alaskan bears. Timothy Treadwell may not be related to Mead Treadwell.

Hey, did you see that Treadwell in the trail; there must be a bear near by.
That dude is a real Treadwell.

by holy canoly May 3, 2013

Treed

What happens to cats when they get chased by dogs/kids/etc, and end up in a tree to escape.

That cat got treed.

by Willoe July 4, 2011

trard

Someone who TRies too hARD; poser.

Hey, you: no one cares about what car you drive, who you know, what VIP list you're on. You're just trying too hard to impress people who don't care to be impressed by you and your trardish ways... ACK! Give it up, TRARD!

by Kristine_G March 17, 2008

terd

THe substance that drops out of your anus and brings great relief. Although sometimes it can cause pain, the after affect is very soothing and relaxing

Oh yea, I just terded
you terded
That was a most exellent terding session

by The King Terder October 9, 2003