GUY1: Dude I was fucking this chick last night, but she started to take a dump right when we were doin it, so I train wrecked that bitch! The only bad thing was that I had to wash my dick like crazy.
GUY2: Haha tha- wait, what??
GUY2: Haha tha- wait, what??
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In music, when a live song just begins to fall apart and the musicians are all playing the wrong thing. This results in everyone stopping the song and just being like "Dude, we messed up".
Did you hear that crappy Emo band last night? They couldn't even play. Halfway into the song the drummer sped up like crazy, and the bass player followed him, but the guitarist didnt. It was a total train wreck.
by thedrummer June 28, 2006
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After about 12 beers, Juan was totally into Maria, but the guys knew
that she was a train wreck and he would think the same too when he wote up with her the next morning.
that she was a train wreck and he would think the same too when he wote up with her the next morning.
by Dre April 6, 2005
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by tonyyyyy May 2, 2007
Get the train wreck mug.Trainwrecking: The reaction one has when faced with a totally unexpected situation in which one doesn't immediately know how to respond.
"Dude, I totally dumped my half caf low fat soy latte on that Barista; she's totally trainwrecking"!
by Fabulousmo August 12, 2005
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a commonly used prank usually when someone is sleeping or heavily intoxicated. Multiple people are required.
Before it is explained, i will state that the person sleeping is person 1, the speaker is person 2 and the butt person is person 3. The intoxicated/sleeping person (person 1) will be seated or preferably laying down on a couch or bed. one person(person 2) will lean towards the intoxicated person and began saying, "chugachugachugachugachugachugachugachuga," similar to the noise made by a passing train. This gradually gets louder. As the volume increases, another person (person 3) pulls down their pants, shorts, or whatever covers their round bottom, and places it at a 90 degree angle with person 1's face. Now it all comes to turn. person 2 (the speaker) will yell, "WATCH OUT FOR THE TRAIN"!!! in person 1's ear. person 1 will wake up, shocked at the noise he just heard. He will shoot up from his laying position, directly into person 3's prepared butthole, who will then release a fart/poopy from his rectum, completing the prank. This prank most likely will result in death or severe injury due to the raging anger of the recipient.
a commonly used prank usually when someone is sleeping or heavily intoxicated. Multiple people are required.
Before it is explained, i will state that the person sleeping is person 1, the speaker is person 2 and the butt person is person 3. The intoxicated/sleeping person (person 1) will be seated or preferably laying down on a couch or bed. one person(person 2) will lean towards the intoxicated person and began saying, "chugachugachugachugachugachugachugachuga," similar to the noise made by a passing train. This gradually gets louder. As the volume increases, another person (person 3) pulls down their pants, shorts, or whatever covers their round bottom, and places it at a 90 degree angle with person 1's face. Now it all comes to turn. person 2 (the speaker) will yell, "WATCH OUT FOR THE TRAIN"!!! in person 1's ear. person 1 will wake up, shocked at the noise he just heard. He will shoot up from his laying position, directly into person 3's prepared butthole, who will then release a fart/poopy from his rectum, completing the prank. This prank most likely will result in death or severe injury due to the raging anger of the recipient.
1) Ramses: (to Eduardo) So me and Juaquin were wasted last night so we decided to traintrack Eli.
Juaquin: Yeaaa man, it was sick, but he got pretty mad, and now were in the hospital.
Eli: (To both Ramses and Juaquin) by the way, whosever butt was in my face last night drank way too much cuz their shit smelled like Bud Light
Juaquin: Yeaaa man, it was sick, but he got pretty mad, and now were in the hospital.
Eli: (To both Ramses and Juaquin) by the way, whosever butt was in my face last night drank way too much cuz their shit smelled like Bud Light
by richard sore April 5, 2010
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