Topsy-pervy

When you Jerkoff upside-down so as to ejaculate in ones face.

It was a windy day so I gave myself a topsy-pervy.

by Dnice456 September 27, 2019

topstop

when the sub is too cute and the dom stops functioning for a second

Wait a minute I've entered topstop.

by RoyalEntity March 18, 2021

bloody tops

The best ever, something that goes unparalleled.

I loved Kill Bill; it's bloody tops!

by Chellos September 26, 2007

Tweeker tarps

when meat curtains become extreme

did you see her pussy lips thay look like meat curtains. Those aint meat curtains those are tweeker tarps cause their extremely stretched the fuck out

by Ateaball and flailing tuff February 7, 2021

polishing the torpedo

1. To Masturbate; jack off

2. To furiously clean the penis

3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo

"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"

"I'm polishing the torpedo."

"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."

by marcus daniel malloid March 25, 2008

Arctic Torpedo

Rub near frozen lube on your arm, then begin to anal fist your girlfriend, once inside pull out as fast as possible and then thrust your fist back into the gaping asshole.

"Hey Sam, I arctic torpedoed Claire last night." "How was it?" "It was cool."

by cb9 October 11, 2009

torpey

When you cant read and go into english class with mrs. moore and antonio and she assigns 50 pages in a book then you try to read and your brain explodes all over the wall and mush sprays all over the mrs. moores face.

Man I was so torpey last night, I had to read a book for my english class and my brain just exploded all over my cat and my cat licked it up.

Man you must of been trippen.

by Torpeatspaper123123123 September 28, 2010