Shining the Torpedo

Male; to masturbate. See also Buttering the Corn Cob.

My Mom hasn't talked to me since she caught me shining the torpedo last week.

by McFatty May 6, 2005

Torpedo

A fast moving dick that fucks vigorously.

Kiersten bent over the sink so Chad could Torpedo her pussy and anus then he gave her a massive creampie and cum facial!

by SlopNChop November 27, 2016

Torpedo Firecracker

a heavily submerged tampon that explodes the vagina when yanked like a stubborn lawn mower.

Oh my God, I swear my flow has NEVER been this heavy...my tampon probably transformed into some sort of torpedo firecracker that instantly blew out my vagina when you jerked the string like a rope in a tug-of-war competition.

by Tenderloin Debutante July 26, 2016

furry torpedo

Police term for a police dog, refers to their speed and shiny coat

the burglar is has been hiding in that undergrowth sarge. The dog unit will be here in a minute with a couple of furry torpedoes to flush the fucker out and bite him!

by navyblue December 6, 2006

launch a torpedo

To take a massive shit, so big that when it hits the toilet water it makes a huge kerplunk!

Man, i gotta launch a torpedo like no other!

by errrizzzzle October 17, 2007

Topee

Head apparel enthusiast, total playa and overall badass. Expert driver but can pilot if necessary. Enjoys excessive speed. Knows importance of Bros before Hoes. Good in bed. However, shit at pool.

Oii slow down, you are driving like a topee

by #bigdickedzak August 30, 2013

topper guild

veshremy's boyfriend

topper guild is veshremy's boyfriend

by sniffxy April 12, 2023