blue tool

a person who uses their blue tooth headset when unnecessary, or leaves attached in ear when not having a conversation.

person 1: do you see that blue tool over there, the one sitting down, not doing anything but still using their headset?

person 2: yeah. lets go murder her!

by your progenetor July 13, 2007

Leo Tolstoy

Leo Tolstoy or Count Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy was a Russian writer widely regarded as among the greatest of novelists. His masterpieces War and Peace and Anna Karenina represent in their scope, breadth and vivid depiction of 19th-century Russian life and attitudes, the peak of realist fiction. Tolstoy's further talents as essayist, dramatist, and educational reformer made him the most influential member of the aristocratic Tolstoy family. His literal interpretation of the ethical teachings of Jesus, centering on the Sermon on the Mount, caused him in later life to become a fervent Christian anarchist and pacifist. His ideas on nonviolent resistance, expressed in such works as The Kingdom of God Is Within You, were to have a profound impact on such pivotal twentieth-century figures as Gandhi and Martin Luther King, Jr.

"All violence consists in some people forcing others, under threat of suffering or death, to do what they do not want to do." - Leo Tolstoy

"Boredom: the desire for desires." - Leo Tolstoy

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ December 6, 2009

city tool

basically a f***boy; finn wolfhards way to describing jacob saggytits

“you date the city tool; i’m a city fool” -calpurnia's City Fool single

fuckboy jacob jacob saggytitties

by filliefanss on insta:) March 8, 2018

I'm just a tool working for the man

When you are a mindless follower of orders given by your boss/supervisor. Just a follower of your boss/superviser and do not think for yourself.

My boss gave me instructions and followed them "I'm just a tool working for the man."

by papa sal August 6, 2012

redneck tool box

a tool box containing only WD-40 and duct tape. 90% of things can repaired with these two items. If it is suppose to move and doesn't, then use WD-40 on it. If ain't suppose to move and does, then use the duct tape on it!

I can fix almost anything with my redneck tool box!

by MCYT January 15, 2007

Tool Move

when someone does something that could cause them to be classified as a tool. This could mean doing something just because it's 'cool' and/or because someone told them to and/or because that's what everyone else is doing.

"Why would you go to the midnight premiere of Twilight when you can just see it the next day at a reasonable hour? What a tool move."

by Noddatool January 11, 2009

toolfuck

An absurd, obnoxious, high-strung individual; a more vulgar and effective way to call one a tool.

"Why don't you just rip the bulbs out, ya toolfuck!?"

by Deeeps2 February 10, 2009