Toobin

incessantly masturbating during a work at home Zoom call.

Yo, did anybody notice J was Toobin during this mornings video meeting?

by Mark Buffalo October 19, 2020

full toobin

masturbating on a conference call in full view of coworkers

Did you see Jeff go full toobin on that zoom call today?

by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating on a workplace Zoom call whilst thinking the camera is off.

I might be in trouble. I was toobin on this morning's WIP call and I think Gary and Jessica saw me. Better make sure the camera's off when HR gets in touch; don't want to go two-for-toobin.

by Tommy G (Syd) October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating during a conference call, particularly over a video call service such as Zoom or Skype.

"Hey, did you hear about the guy who got suspended from the New Yorker?"

"Yeah, Jeffrey got caught toobin' on a Zoom call"

by Doin Mypart October 20, 2020

toobin'

Masturbating in front of a computer while the camera is active, either purposefully or accidentally, because let's face it, it's not like you'll get any sympathy if you say it was accidental.

I got caught toobin' on a company Zoom call and I don't know what's worse, the humiliation I feel right now or the humiliation I'll feel on every job interview for the rest of my life.

by fakesecretdonkey October 19, 2020

Zoom Toobin

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.

Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!

by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020

TOOBIN

Verb: the act of self ejaculation during Zoom meetings. Also known as jacking off

The use of an inter tube for fun on rivers

Noun : a nik name given to a penis

Im going to be toobin when my Zoom meeting commences

Meet my little friend named Toobin.

by SheilaD October 20, 2020