Holy Toledo

Most likely first used in the early 1900s, either refers to a sarcastic remark about Toledo, Ohio or originated from a realistic remark of the Holy city of Toledo, Spain. It is now used as a phrase, by Americans, if something is unbelievable, disturbing, or blows their mind. See blow your mind

Woman- Did you read in the newspaper that a grandpa got run over by his own car by a homeless bum he paid to fix it, and then the bum took off with it?

Man- Holy Toledo?! That's like "Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer" only a hundred times worse!

by DeJo August 28, 2005

tolerance

Originally a beautiful thing but it has been perversely cheapened by the intolerant left.

The left needs to learn tolerance instead of using the word to brainwash and mold everyone into accepting their intolerant way of thinking.Liberals tried to 'force' tolerance which isn't a very tolerant thing to do.

by freedom doesn't exist December 28, 2005

tolete

Originally used to describe what cops use as a billy-club, but used by Cubans to describe the penis.

Alex got his zipper stuck on his tolete.

by arod6900 June 10, 2008

The Toledo Tablecloth

The Toledo Tablecloth is primarily used to score revenge or payback and is similar to a Texas Doily. The Toledo Tablecloth is best deployed over an end table or other small decorative table. Once deployed, a rapid exit from the location where it has been laid should be made so as to leave the tablecloth behind for furture discovery.

To create The Toledo Tablecloth, an individual must shit their grunders, aka underware intentionally, or use grunders that have significant skid marks, mud tracks or shit stains. To create the "tablecloth", take the underware off and turn them inside out making it a point to retain as much fecal matter as possible. Next, stretch the waistband opening around the edges of an end table or other small decorative table and pulling the band down the sides. Fold the legs of the underware over to the side so as to cover any exposed top of the table. Be sure to leave the shart stain as close to the middle of the table top as possible. Center as best as possible. Leave quickly for discovery by others.

Unfortunately, Roger got off from work early and decided to drop by his girlfriend Mary Ann's house and surprise her. To Roger's dismay, he crept in only to find Mary Ann having sex with her neighbor Carl. Roger walked in just as Carl was diggning in the garden. Rather than becoming enraged, Roger did not disrupt their doggie style play and left the room. He copped a squat in the living room and laid a fresh, wet shart in his grunders. He then created The Toledo Tablecloth on Mary Ann's brand new Rooms To Go end table. He quickly left the house so he could clean up his sticky crack corn at a nearby 7-11.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014

Toledo Mud Flap

A "Toledo Mud Flap" occurs when a man has anal sex with a woman (or man, if that's your thing) who has diarrhea. The man's testicles act as a mud flap, keeping excrement from splattering all over the room.

David has given the Toledo Mud Flap to a fat girl this week.

by Dirty Rugger July 11, 2009

0-tolerance

making no exception to a rule or law

The town had a 0-tolerance policy for DUI.

by The Return of Light Joker January 31, 2008

Love and Tolerate

A term used by Bronies (Male or female fans of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic) that tells others even Anti-Bronies that they won't turn to hate and violence to stop the Anti-Bronies/trolls from hating.

Anti-Brony: You know you are a faggot for watching a kid's show.
Brony: We love and tolerate everyone even people like you.
Anti-Brony: Whatever faggot
Brony: Love and tolerate

by Kivil5 July 5, 2015