Tobiasitis

When you get so fat and lazy that you don’t wanna work more than 8hrs a day, only want heavy rate, and don’t want to work weekend overtime either. Also known for exchanging working through lunch for going home early. And blame everything on being married, moving and having kids.

John heard sean got the job at ecco. John replied “sean was a hard worker, he’s gonna get spoiled over there and be ruined by a bad case of Tobiasitis”

by JhoffaSR April 14, 2019

Tobias Karl

Gets facials on the daily. He sooo gay. Takes dick also. Booty buster.

Person 1.“Wooooa don’t be gay or you will turn into Tobias Karl”
Person 2.”Yea dude I’ll rather KILL MYSELF then be associated with that Cotten Picking, Dick Licking, Rim Jobbing nigga coon bitch ass bastard”
The Pope. “Yea don’t be that gay bitch”

by 11785 May 1, 2019

Tobias pik

Tobias pik is so big and nice. All the girls love it

Omg i wish i had Tobias pik, its so nice.

I saw Tobias pik today, it was so huge.

by Tob- May 3, 2019

Tobias Juul

A man with a 2 centimeter penis who invented the fork.

"Oh do you not know Tobias Juul? He invented the fork and has a 2 centimeter long penis."

by peppethegreat May 9, 2019

Tobias

Hes my lizard.

Mad Lad

Hardcore crackhead energy

"Whos that crackhead lizard"
"Thats Tobias"

by hatie-natie May 21, 2019

tobias

nome para robô

O tobias é lento

by prayersonfire September 3, 2019

Tobias Hansen

The very definition of a loser, this person is the saddest person alive. some say that you will end up with a severe depression after being in contact with this being.

You see that guy over there? He is such a Tobias Hansen, ugh!

by TheRealpseudoboss September 16, 2019