TOAN

It’s an acronym that stands for “Tough On A Nigga”

“Damn bro I can’t believe y’all lost by one point” “I know bro it was some TOAN”

by ApotheosJoe September 12, 2022

Toad Jar Moron

When you begin to truly smell how awful your McDonald's breath is while everyone around doesn't.. This is possible by donning a cylindrical glass space helmet with a circulator and walking down the middle school hallway whilst simultaneously talking to yourself out loud attempting to trigger innocent bystanders...

*Everyone is just minding themselves*

Toad Jar Moron passes by "hey bitches look at me cockworms I like gary trannis and big blue dildose in my spichole, I'm retarded!"

Nobody responds.

Toad Jar Moron continues further "BROD would any one of you put a rubbery slimey cyan phallus down my mouth, preferably neon big blu glow aura emitting cock you get one? I'M BEGGING YOU FUCKING DO IT I PLEAD.

After the silence has settled, Toad reverts to neutral and denies ever saying such things.

by Hailey the Blondey October 12, 2022

bleacher toad

A girl, usually a little plump and homely, who after having a drunken one night stand with, attends your game the next day in hopes that you will fall in love with her.

Dude, I was so hammered last night and took her home! I'm so ashamed, now she is a bleacher toad hoping I date her or something!

by pHilbaby October 8, 2010

pebble toad

When chewing tobacco inside the can collects into little balls. The balls of chew or "pebble toads" can easily be rolled out but are a pain in the ass when you want a perfect pack.

This can has a bunch of pebble toads

by Please Use January 5, 2011

squealing toad

When you burp in a twat then that burp is regenerated as a squealing toad aka queef.

Last night me and that girl from yoga got it on, when she sat on my face I layed a squealing toad on that bitch.

by CFSS October 16, 2011

chodey toady

A Fucking warty chode that gives a woman no pleasure. It will not fit inside no matter how hard you try. If you have this Fucking kill yourself.

Damn my ex James has a Chodey toady, he jumped off the bridge after trying to fuck me.

by DoctorTicTac November 29, 2017

yoda toad

an extremely slow moving older person

Did you believe those yoda toads on the golf coarse this morning. Yeah they were so slow. One had a cane.

by big bbbbbbb August 30, 2018