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toad sexing 

Yes it is endemic at MIT. Yes there is an explanation. According
to Jerry Letvin, serveral years ago in his comparative psysiology
class he explained how one sexes a toad. It seems that if you
squeeze a male toad just behind the front legs, he will croak. A
female will not. Thus a toad in a pond in the middle of the night
can determine whether the other toad next to him is an
appropriate subject of his amorous attentions by climbing on and
listening. Apparently, it became semi-popular amongst some MIT
students to sheak up on each other & poke from both sides just
under the arms. Thus "no toad sexing".
toad sexing by 2357 August 23, 2005
Related Words

Toad Fucker 

To fuck ugly people on a regular basis

To go out of your way to fuck ugly people.
Janet: Oh my god, she is such a toad fucker, she loves fucking ugly people

Jean: yeah seriously she is a toad fucker, did u see the state of him?

Jack: Sean you are a toad fucker, that girl was minging

Sean:I love fucking ugly girls they do more
Toad Fucker by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

Toad rage 

An unorthodox burst of hatred and aggression towards amphibians.
Karl: "Fuck you Salamander! I fucking hate you, you fucking wanker! I'm going to kill everyone in your fucking family nobwipe!"

Brett: "Dude, Karl has some serious toad rage. He should get it sorted out."

Neville: "I hear dat bra."
Toad rage by Biscuits92 January 31, 2009

toad soaker 

An enormous amount of rainfall; a deluge.
The high humidity, violent winds, and lightning were a sure sign of a toad soaker.

toad molester 

The sort of person who would molest an otherwise innocent amphibian. Like asshole, but less harsh (and more unexpected).
That toad molester just took my parking spot!

Toad Pog 

The expression in which one Pogs for a Toad. Toad Pog originated in the 2000's as a slang word for streamer frogs and toads. When the term Toad Pog was made, it caused wide controversy among frogs and toads. It was said to be offensive, but what do they know they're fucking amphibians.
"Hey bro that's pretty Pog!"
"No bro that's Toad Pog!"
Toad Pog by Toad.inc December 19, 2020